France: I'm not one to spread rumors but I heard Canada got high on THC.
England: .... CANADA!
Canada: *runs down the stairs with red eyes and disheveled hair*
America: Yo, dude did you her high on THC last night?
Canada: yes, yes I did very much *pulls out Tim Hortons Coffee cup from god knows where* THC Tim Hortons Coffee! Hahaha I like coffee very much. *bounces up and down*
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Welp that happened.
Amelia: I'm the Herein ! Don't do drugs, kids!