Saiki K. Oneshots

Kokomi x Male O.C. P.1

Warning~Cursing

Levi's P.O.V.

Fucking shit. . . moving schools again, just what I fucking need in my life. Their he goes good ol' American Athlete moving to Japan 'cuz why the hell not. I thought and mumbling something incoherent under my breath, not even understanding what I was saying. I don't just want to make a fool out of my self here in public but I have to wear like 3 different kinds of shoes a day, and I thought my -good ass for nothing- ex girlfriend had enough wardrobe changes a day.

I go into a school called P.K Academy in my green avocado uniform. Outside was a man in a red track suit yelling at students. Before I cross the street I waited for a car to splash him before he yells at me. I walk up to him after he's done yelling at a girl with green hair, he goes to me "Hey you! Have your hair properly combed! What are you a monkey!" he starts yelling

"No I'm American." I plainly replied, then I see the car coming closer, I leave I flick my wrist and right at that moment the car came by splashing him. I smile and put my hands in my pockets then went to the shoe lockers, I took off my shoes and placed on my school shoes. "That was so cool what you did, how did you do it, are you a part of Dark Reunion!"

I look over to see a blue haired boy. "Who are you..." I just asked, "I'm Kaido Shun, but that's my stage name. I'm really The Jet Black Wi- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" he yelled. I wasn't going to deal with him being all child like, where in 10th grade not 3rd I'll crush his dreams if he comes near me again. I left the shoe locker and went to my class, I was just standing outside of my class until my name was called so I can come in. "Please come in" she called.

I opened the door and walked in, I wrote my name on the bored with the chalk in Japanese then put the chalk back. "I'm Greensfield Levi." I said crossing my arms over my chest and looking to the 'heart-eye' girls and a few boys and the rest of guys giving me sharp looks except a pink haired kid, the annoying blue haired one and one with a mow hawk with a but chin picking his noes.

"Any questions?" I asked just to get things done and over with. The butt chin started talking, "Why is your name so weird." he asked, "What do you mean by weird." I look a him crossing my arms again. "Who names a child Levi in Japan I mean come on you look stupid." He said wiping his booger on the pink haired kid to looks so tired of dealing with that kid's bullshit. I look at him in disgust "I'm American." I say "Oh oh!" A girl with orange hair and a pink bow said "Are you single?" she asks and all the girls behind her nod.

I internally sigh, "Any more questions?" I say completely turning away from her question, making her frozen in shock as well as everyone else well all the girls. No one raised or much less called out. I then looked over to the teacher. "You may sit to Teruhashi, Teruhashi raise your hand." Then in the corner of the room a girl. . . glowing? Should I call an ambulance? All the guys looked at me like how a predator looks at the new prey, I sit down and look at the front.

Maybe I was wrong but I could see her 'glow' flicker off and then back on. Then after a while it was lunch. I get up "Hello, I don't think we properly met. I'm Teruhashi Kokomi." she says sticking out her hand to shake mine. I reached out and shook her hand. I heard gasps around the hallway. Though I never gave a flying fuck about them.

I thought she was done, but no. "Would you like to sit with me and a few of my friends?" she asked. I couldn't just shun her, I don't wanna get into any fights with her. I nodded and she took my hand and dragged my to the lunch room. Ignoring the angry faces like their ghosts. She sits me down next to Blue haired ass, Human Pinkie Pie, Single Bow lad, The idiot, the girl at the front of the school , and a guy who's most likely is supposed to be 'pure' but then fucking put that down the drain.

Though I learned their names, though Saiki looked very mono tone I wonder if he was either forced or paid to be here, but telling off of him it was most likely forced. Unlike many people I can take small clue details like how I know a pair of glasses are fake by a left out screw or if an apple is rotten just by looking at it, just small clues that put big things together.

After a while school was finally over. Though one thing I like is that we clean after class. I love to clean, I mean who needs happiness when you can only have the feelings of a clean room. We cleaned and scrubbed for 30 minutes. Though before the class left I touched the silver on the glass, only to see dust. "You call this clean?" they all looked at me.

"DOES THIS LOOK CLEAN TO YOU." I ask them showing the dust on my finger. "Calm do-" a kid started, but I cut him off. "CALM DOWN! PIG DENS ARE CLEANER THAN THIS. . . Do it again" I say to the class. They where about say no, though I flashed them an angry look of 'You Dead Shit If You Don't Get Your Ass In Here Now'. After a while of cleaning happily in the corner I look down to see a cockroach. Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit. Saiki was walking over to me after I suddenly stop. Both of our faces paled, my eye sight started to fade in and out with more back dots every fade. I start falling and so does Saiki. We both hit the floor at the same time. I hear people running towards up. We meet again cockroach and I loose consciousness.

I wake up in the nurse room. To see Teruhashi sitting next to me with having a blue chair pulled up. I look around to see a messy bed next to me, most likely Saiki's almost-death bed. "Your awake." she said happily getting up. I start ruffling my hair. "Ya, how long was I out?" I ask, if it's more than 6:00 my mom is gonna kill me. She looks at her phone 5:45, okay that's good. . . then it sunk in only 15 minutes to get home in a new city. I look at her giving her a small hug, seeing her blush made me smile. She's starting to crack.

"Thank you, sorry, no time gonna be late home sorry." I yell running out of the room. "Wait you need to get be-" though I couldn't hear the rest. I run through the streets barley dogging people. Then I got home ran in and looked at the clock, just striking 6 P.M. I sigh "Mom I'm here!" I yell taking off my shoes. "Unfortunately." she mumbles I go upstairs do random shit till 11 and fall asleep. Only to have Teruhashi Kokomi creeping into my mind, I unnoticed my smile creeping up. Though seeing her it's most likely an act, though it's true that she likes Saiki but she is also loosing interest in him I'm doing you a fucking favor Saiki. I smile again "This is gonna be good" I whisper to myself. Then I fall back asleep

It's not done yet! This is gonna be another part two since it's getting a little long . Sorry for not posting in a while, I've had things going on. Good news is that my winter vacation is almost a week away so I'll have more time to write. I don't own the Disastrous Life of Saiki K. I don't own the pictures used either.

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