I Guess I'm Gay -Creek South Park fanfiction

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The video above belongs to Butters Bottom Bitches.  I'm sticking to the new schedule as I said I would.

Enjoy!

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Craig Pov:

As much as I hate to admit that by bullying Tweek I became popular , it did happen.

Even if I've been doing only for 2 days ,  more people at school started paying attention to me.  This could mean they either think I'm cool or they are scared shitless of me.

One of the reasons would be more preferable than the other but both of them are fine , until I finish High School. Then I can forget all about Tweek, his asshole friends and Kevin fucking Stoley.

I knew I shouldn't have listened to my dumbass friends. Making a deal with Kevin was one of the worst decisions of my life . Helping their homophobic asses  to bully Tweek doesn't exactly make me a good person , I know.

I don't enjoy it either. Why would I ? He used to be someone I really cared about until fifth grade came along and  fucked everything up.

"Hey Craig?" I turned around to be greeted by Red , who was slowly making her way towards me.

"What's up?" I asked not really making eye contact.

She hesitated "I...I need to tell you something."

I looked at her properly " Go ahead. "

She sighed heavily "We need to break up." (🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎈🎈🎈🎊🎈🎉🎊🎈)

"Oh I was actually thinking about wether this is working out or not."  I stated going back to my phone.

She looked taken back by my answer "Really?"

No, I just didn't want seem as that  crazy ex that makes a scene during their break up.

"Sure . " I said awkwardly "Well bye then."

She nodded and walked away. I flipped her off  when she wasn't looking.

"Bitch." I muttered harshly as I started walking in the opposite direction.

Not that I cared she broke up with me. I didn't really like her , she's too prissy and uptight.
The only problem was that now I don't have a girlfriend and every one knows , if you're popular you're either a playboy or you're an asshole with a girlfriend. That's what every movie I ever watched said. (How about asshole with a boyfriend?)

Stop worrying about it , you're turning into the fucking spaz and that's never a good sign.

Tweek's Pov :

"HOLY FUCK" I found myself shouting as Butters alarmingly tried to calm me down.

"Tweek, please shut up." Butters  ignored the weird glances we  got from students passing by.

"Do you know what this means?!?" I grabbed his shoulders and shook him until he couldn't breath anymore.

"It doesn't mean anything." He responded pouting.

I raised an eyebrow "He gave you his parka and you think this means nothing?"

He covered my mouth and dragged me into the janitor's closet which is weird since he is a lot smaller than me.

"Could you try not to tell the whole world about it?" Butters asked sarcastically " I'm suprised no one heard you."

"So what?" I asked sitting down on an old box.

"So what? People are already suspicious of me being gay , you know my whole life will be ruined if they found out." Butters almost cried.

I shook my head " Bullshit. Even if they try to do any-GAH-thing to you, I'll be there to kick their ass."

"Thanks  Tweek. I'm glad I have a friend like you." He smiled.

"No problem." I smirked " It was pretty damn sweet of him to give you his parka y'know. Kenny is usually only interested in sex."

Butters put the hood of the parka over his head and walked out of the closet.

I was about to step out too but I've been stopped by an all to familiar  figure.

"Craig , go away." I said frowning.

He shushed me and locked the closet door.

That's not good.

It could mean one of 3 things :

• He's going to beat me up

• He's going to rape me

• He's going to murder me.

Not really excited for any of them.

"I need to tell you something." He explained .

"Save it Craig,  I'm sick of you insulting me. I'll fight you if I need to but leave  me alone." I shouted and Craig covered my mouth .

"Stop yelling . Jesus Fuck , listen , I'm not here to make fun of you. I need to talk to you." He sighed.

"Mmph hthp. " I mumbled into his hand.

"Oh yeah , sorry." He took his hand away.

"What?" I finally asked.

"You know I don't enjoy making fun of you, right?" He whispered as people outside were near the closet door.

I paused "You don't ?"

He shook his head "Hell no. I might be an asshole but I'm not a Bully. "

"Then why are you doing this?" I asked , folding my arms.

"School status , an important part of life." He said looking  at the floor.

"Are you fucking serious?" I  questioned "I didn't know you're such a selfish prick!"

"I know , I know  but I need your help." He bit his lip.

"With what?" I asked. I seem to be asking a lot of questions when I'm around him.

"Listen, Kevin will pick someone else to make fun off if he realises you're  no longer giving him a reaction." He quickly added after I gave him a glare " Which you obviously aren't ."

"Get to the point asshole." I urged because I'm missing my English lesson.

"For your sake and mine ,  please just roll with everything I say to you for a few days until I convince Kevin  and the rest to bully someone else." He suggested but I took a dangerous step forward.

"Or I have  a much better plan , I'll kick both of your asses until all of you will stop picking on people." I growled "Just because I don't want to get bullied , doesn't mean I want someone else to."

He raised his hands in defeat "Look , dude I'm sorry , alright? I don't want anyone else to get hurt."

"Too late for that. " I mumbled quietly as I pushed past him and walked away.

"Come one , you're still upset about what happened in fifth grade? That was years ago!" He yelled behind me.

"Fuck you Craig ." I flipped him off and barged in my English class.

"Tweek, you're late. " the teacher snapped "Where have you been?"

"Locked in a janitor's closet by a selfish maniac."

Wow , what a shitty chapter , I feel like stabbing myself now. Great.

Anyway, I'll  make the next chapter better and hopefully , these two will end up together.

See you on Sunday , bye you lot😋