Dr Evil gets Fake Taxi'd

I have a deal just for you

Dr Evil was getting ready to leave. He had had a very busy day at the evil lair. He was just about to get in the taxi when he remembered. He forgot Mr Bigglesworth, his pussy......cat.

Dr Evil went to retrieve him and got back into the taxi.

"Number 12 Snodland High Street. Please." He asked the driver.

"No worries m8. I got you covered." Replied the Londoner.

Dr Evil was almost home when the driver asked for the taxi fare.

"That'll be 12 florins. M8." He asked.

Dr Evil looked in his wallet. He didn't have enough.

"Sorry I don't seem to have the money." Evil Replied.

"Oh ok then. That's alright then because I have a deal just for you." The driver Replied stopping the car.

"And what's that?" Evil asked.

"Wank me off." Replied the driver.

"I'm an evil mastermind, I can't do that." Replied Evil.

"But you don't have the money." Argued the driver.

"Fine ill do it." Dr Evil Replied.

Dr Evil got into the passenger seat next to the driver and began to stroke his cock.

The driver began to breathe heavily.

"Your hands are so good. You must have had past experience with the way your holding my dick." The driver stated.

"I used to do it to Mr Bigglesworth, back when he had hair." Replied Evil.

"Oh you mean the cat?" The driver asked.

"Yeah." Replied Evil.

"Why don't we let him to join us?" The driver asked.

"What no!" Replied Evil, but it was too late.

The driver grabbed Mr Bigglesworth and began to toss the hairless feline off.

"Do you know what would turn me on most?" Stated the driver.

"What?" Asked Evil.

"If I could circumcise your cat." Replied the driver.

"What no plz don't!!" Shouted Dr Evil but it was too late. Mr Bigglesworth had been circumcised.

"I can't deal with this." Shouted Dr Evil as he jumped out of the car onto the path of an oncoming train.

"Oh shit." He said as the train hit him.