*Before morning assembly*
Corrinne: Chelsey, wasn't expecting you and Ruben in the girl toilets having sex! Can I ask you something please?
Chelsey: Oh yeah sure, Ruben can you get of me please?
Ruben: haha sorry, totally in the wrong toilet.
Corrinne: Aren't younger siblings much friking better than stupid older siblings??
Chelsey: Aren't you the older sibling, but yeah they definitely are!
Corrinne: Yeah, I just like my sister more than myself haha.
*During morning assembly*
Johann: Hey Mahee, quick question, aren't younger siblings much better than older siblings?
Mahee: Funny you ask! Mehreen and I were actually fighting over which one was better, I think younger siblings are way better than older siblings!
Johann: I know right! They are eternities ahead of us older siblings, well at least me, not you because you're younger.
*After morning assembly, in class*
Ifama: Mahvash, don't you reckon older siblings are WAYY more worse than younger siblings?
Mahvash: Oh my god! Yes! They are so much better! I was actually arguing about it with my older sister in the car today! Younger siblings, my idols 100%!
*Lunch Time*
Soiba: Amy, don't you reckon that younger siblings are just way more better than older siblings?
Amy: Hell yeah I do! I am the younger sibling to be fair as well. Anyways why are you asking? Aren't you the older sibling?
Soiba: Ehh, I wanna kill myself and be reborn back into my family again so I can be the youngest, they never get in trouble and get to watch miraculous ladybug whenever they want.
*Recess Time*
Veronica: Sahib Alam, aren't you the younger sibling?
Sahib Alam: Yes I most definitely am.
Veronica: Well, don't you think they are by far much better than older siblings?
Sahib Alam: It is precise, that they are.
Veronica: Cya, stop talking like a lawyer by the way.
*Last session*
Miss Mullholand: I see there has been a lot of commotion about the younger and older sibling conversation, I would like to settle this. Younger siblings ARE MUCH better than older siblings. By the way, younger siblings, this was all a prank, NOBODY LIKES YOUNGER SIBLINGS, SO FUCK YOU YOUNGER SIBLINGS!
*Tomorrow Miss Mullholand was fired because Mr Batty liked younger siblings more and not to mention her appalling behaviour*
