Brief ➵ l.h.

➵ honest truth

Dear Luke,

You know how it’s “scientifically proven” that when you have a crush on someone, you’re in love with them? Well, this may be a bit of a surprise to you but guess what? I’m in love with you! You heard that right, Luke Robert Hemmings. Your best friend for like, ten months is in love with you! But there’s just one damn problem.

You’re in love with someone else.

In fact, you’re in love with some bitch ass hoe that carries you around like some dog on a leash or maybe even a trophy. But you’re too in love with her too notice that shit. It’s been six months, Luke. I don’t know how or when you’ll even notice that she’s just using you and that she neverloved you. So here I am, ranting to you through a damn letter because I am too scared to admit to you in person that I love you a whole lot that I would do anything for you.

Fuck you.

This is one of the reasons why I left in the middle of the tour. I’m sorry if it was pretty selfish and shit of me but I had to do what I had to do. I didn’t want to deal with my heart shattering every time I saw you with her. It just hurts a whole lot because you’re the first boy I ever fell in love with.

But enough of the sappy shit, though. I’m here to give you love advice.

Trixie – or should I say, bitch ass hoe – may not deserve it in my opinion, but just respect her. Treat her like a princess and just do anything for her. Buy flowers, get her chocolates, tell her she’s beautiful every day, do anything to make her happy. But don’t go too far with doing anything for her, okay? Don’t be like that one episode in Spongebob where Mr. Krabs bought a whole lot of shit for Mrs. Puff when she clearly had everything she needed. Or in short, don’t get too whipped with that girlfriend of yours.

Lastly, love her with all your heart. Even though she’s a huge bitch to everyone, if you really do love her and know that she’ll change, just go for it. I know you’ve never said three very important words to any other girl before and maybe now is the right time to tell someone, you know? It all depends on you and how you feel towards her. Let your heart speak for itself.

But just so you know, if you two end up not working out, I’ll always be waiting for you. I might grow up old and lonely waiting for you but I’ll probably learn how to move on with my life. I just needed you to know that I love you a whole lot.

Love,

Jane