China: cHinA
(I'm sorry for this XDD) America: iii wanna be neenja chow down to China town
Japan: *triggered* that's fucked up-
China: *pats ol frien japan* let 'mErIcA drEaM maH duDe
England: they don't come true anyways
America: Q-Q freaking- rUDE
China: *about to fuckiNg NukE enGlAnD*
Germany: *drags Italy away*
Italy: paSTa! uwu
Romano: get your fucking pedo German hands off my brother-
Germany: excuse me?
Everyone else: ;——-; Lovi WhY
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HEtAlia oN cRaCk
HumorWheeze ;u; I'm too obsessed with this fandom i just needed to get This off my chest so yee