Chapter 1: Freddy
-Freddy woke up on the floor. He got up with no idea how he got there, but he didn't care. He liked chicken.
Freddy: Yay! Today is gonna be grrrrrrrreat!
-Freddy got out of his bed and went to the main room where he saw Phantom BB and Phantom Mangle chatting on the floor.
Freddy: HI GUYS!!
-Phantom BB and Phantom Mangle jumped. They APPEARED to be startled.
Phantom BB: Hi Freddy!
-Phantom BB waved at Freddy, then spit out a few organs.
Phantom Mangle: Hiiiii...
-Phantom Mangle looked around nervously.
Freddy: Watcha guys doin?
Phantom BB: We're shipping people. Wanna join? It's REALLY juicy!
-Freddy was unsure what to do. If he joined, he could get in on some good gossip and couplingness, but he could get involved in some bad stuff. If he didn't join, he could be missing out, but it could be for his own good. He decided to play their game because... why not?
Freddy: Ya sure! Hehehe!
-Freddy sat next to them criss-cross apple-sauce.
Phantom Mangle: Okay! I'll go first! I would like to propose.... hmmmm...
-Phantom Mangle looked around. She looked in between Freddy and Phantom BB and gave almost an evil grin, but continued to look around the room.
Phantom Mangle: Foxy and Lefty.
Freddy: Foxy?
Phantom BB: Funtime Foxy and Lefty?
Phantom Mangle: Yup!
Phantom BB: You can't! It'll ruin my Lefty x Puppet ship!
-Phantom BB looked generally concerned.
Freddy: And Foxy is with Lolbit! Wait a minute...
-Freddy had a miraculous thought. The thought of a love triangle. This was his time to shine.
Freddy: What if Foxy was cheating on Lolbit and Lefty? Ooooo...
Phantom BB: Ooooooo! Juicy! I'm writing this down!
-Phantom BB pulled out a book and quill with an excited look.
Phantom Mangle: Sounds juicy!
Freddy: Yeah! Yeah!
Phantom BB: Thanks for the inspiration, Freddy!
-Phantom BB ran to his room.
Freddy: Yeah, no prob! Hehehe!
Phantom Mangle: Thanks for joining us. You made Phantom BB happy. He still doesn't know which door to hi through, though.
-Freddy sat up
Freddy: Yeah! That's depressing!
Phantom Mangle: Now we have some time to ourselves. I wanted to talk about something...
-Phantom Mangle looked around anxiously
Freddy: Yeah?
Phantom Mangle: Baby and Foxy have been acting weird lately. It concerns me. And so has Phantom BB.
-Freddy knew where this was going to go.
Freddy: One at a time! Who first?
Phantom Mangle: Phantom BB. Nevermind— only Lolbit would understand. Baby.
