Merc With a Mouth

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(Warning: contains cussing, cause Deadpool)

Dear Ryan Reynolds,

This is your favorite merc with a mouth here, wishing a happy b'day to the best fucking person ever. Now you might be thinking how in the fuck is Deadpool sending me a message, and let me tell ya, I don't know. It might have something to do with a fourth wall, who knows. Fuck, I distracted myself. I told myself I wasn't going to do this. Fuck, well then. Happy birthday to you, the second sexiest man alive (first being me, Deadpool of course.)

Love, Deadpool ❤



(This is from October....)

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