Book of Short Stories

Bagboy

A young boy named Jefferson is working at the local corner store. His boss hates him. Despises him as he thinks he is inexperienced to be working at this qualified, award-winning corner store. The boss has a daughter, Nanni. She's stunning and everyone loves her. She is the most popular girl at Bloomington high school for rich children. Everyone wants her. But, guess who she fell for.

Bagboy, Jefferson.

They fall in love and they decide that its that time in the relationship to meet each other's families. Nanni asked her father if she could invite her boyfriend out for dinner, with the fam bam. Dickson, Nanni's dad (the owner of the corner store) says "Of course, anything for my darling daughter. He better not be an ass though. Or I will dig a hole and shove him in it." He says with a smile. "Of course," Nanni says with a chuckle. "You will love him."

FAST FORWARD: to Nanni and Jeffersons dinner date.

All of Nanni's fam bam were seated at the luxurious dinner table of the palace but Jefferson was running late as he didn't know if he should wear the purple polka dot bowtie or the rainbow striped bowtie. He finally came to the decision of the purple polka dot bowtie (the worthy decision of course) and slicked his hair back with some gel and was on his way.

Nanni is frantically texting Jefferson as to where the fuck he is. She walks outside to look for him and she sees her charming prince Jefferson stride out of his motor vehicle. He greets Nanni with a kiss and they link arms ready to walk in and face the fam bam.

Jefferson looks towards the table and his heart sinks. He makes eye contact with the big boss Dicky and they both squint in fury. Dicky FLIPS over the table and Jefferson makes a run for it.

And Dicky says "Your in for it you lousy bagboy."

Nanni is like "tha faq daddy, wot you playin at." She says as Dickson pulls Jefferson to the ground. Jefferson BITCH slaps Dickson causing a golden tooth to smash through the window. Dickson turns frantic and starts punching Jefferson's head. Jefferson kicks Dickson off of him causing him to go into a deadly roll, out of the window.

Did ya'll think it would be ending here. Nah, we gotta get that happy ending to get that bread. My best happy ending that I can think of is that Jefferson and Nanni have no one in the way of their love so they live HAPPILY ever after.

Well.

For 4 minutes.

Before Jefferson gets taken away to jail for murder.

THE END!

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