Emily: Hey, where's Alana?
Wendy: She went backstage cuz she didn't want to do the dare.
Craig: She's not getting out of this one. *goes backstage and comes back, dragging Alana with me* There. *drops her in front of Emily* 凸•-•
Emily: *takes out paper* This is from, Me! I dare Alana tew confess... to you-know-who...
Alana: *pouts and shakes head* No nono.
Cartman: It's Tweek, isn't it.
Alana: Nonono.
Cartman: Craig? Clyde, Kenny?
Alana: Stop guessing!
Cartman: ... Craig?
Alana: *sighs* Stanley Marsh, I love you... *stomps backstage*
Wendy: >:O
Bebe: :O
Stan: :O
Cartman: :O I thought for sure it was gonna be Craig...
Craig: 凸•-•凸
Kenny: Aww... why not me?
Emily: Moving on... Kyle, do you ship Kemily? If so, have a full make out session with her. *smirks devilishly*
Kyle: Uh... yes..
Clyde: Then into the closet you go. ._.
Emily: *drags Kyle into closet and locks door*
Tweek: GAHHH! WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE???
Craig: *pats Tweek on the back* Love, Tweek. Love...
Cartman: In other words, it's better you not know.
Kenny: Their fighting with their tongues.
Tweek: *picks up paper* GAHH! I-it says Craig, just... 凸•~•凸 And- *looks at paper* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?!?
Cartman: *takes paper* Tweek, don't twitch for 10 seconds.
Tweek: I CAN'T DO THAT! IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE, MAN!!!
Bebe: Do it anyway.
Tweek: *stops twitching for 2 seconds* GAHH! T-TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!
Craig: *stares into his soul* ...
Tweek: *looks back at him* ...
Cartman: 1
Bebe: 2
Clyde: 3
Wendy: 4
Kenny: 5 titties
Cartman: 6
Bebe: 7
Clyde: 8
Wendy: 9
Kenny: 10 TITTIES!
Craig: 凸•-•
Tweek: *starts twitching again* GAHH!!
Stan: ... more questions?
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