Bugs couldn't stop looking at Daffy as he was sitting with Tina a few tables away. Sure, he and Lola were on a date at the moment, but for some reason, he just couldn't stop.
"Bugs? Bugs?? BUGS!" He snapped back into his body as Lola called his name. "Wha-Huh? Yes?"
"What are you looking at?" Lola questioned as she started to turn around. His face paled.
"T-The waiter! Yes! I was waiting for the waiter!" He yelled too loudly, as he caught the attention of a certain black duck. He turned and looked at Bugs in the corner of his eyes, making the rabbit's ears pop up and his whole body shiver, a faint rose tint coming up to his cheeks. Said duck smirked and went back to Tina.
"Oh, well. Back to my story, anyway..." Lola chuckled as she leaned on her hands, trying to look all pretty for Bugs, who rolled his eyes in frustration. He couldn't stand it, Lola was honestly the last person he wanted to be right now.
He just hoped that the date would end soon.
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Daffy was relaxing in his chair. His date ended with Tina, saying that she just wanted to be friends, and boy did he not have a problem with that. He actually missed not having a girlfriend. He remembered the smirk that he gave Bugs, making the usual smooth talker, into a frozen, unspeakable statue. He chuckled at that memory.
Suddenly the door opened and closed, meaning his roommate was here. "Hey, how did it go?" He asked in his normal lisp.
"Terrible. I have a huge headache." Bugs replied as he slid down the door, head in his hands and he closed his eyes tightly. His ears twitched as he heard running water and glasses kinking, then the soft pitter patter of feet. He opened his eyes to see Daffy handing him a glass and some painkillers. Bugs silently nodded in thanks and took them. Letting the cold liquid run down his throat. "How did your date go?" He finally asked.
"Tina dumped me."
"Gosh, sorry."
"Nah, don't be. I'm glad she did. I got more time on my hands now-"
"You mean more time to do more money schemes." Bugs said, leaning toward the duck with his brows furrowed. Making the ducks face heat up under his raven feathers.
"U-Uh. Bugs? You're in my personal bubble."
"Eh, whatever duck." Bugs got up, walking to the kitchen, Daffy in tow.
"I really want to end things with Lola, permanently."
"Then do it."
"I can't Daff. I don't have an excuse." Bugs replied, washing out the cup and putting it back into the cabinet. This made the duck think. He soon got a lightbulb. "You're gay."
"I'm sorry?" Bugs questioned, his eyes wide and his eyebrows cocked.
"You're, Gay. That's your excuse." Daffy explained. "I can't do that Daff. I don't have proof-"
That's all he had to say to make Daffy crash his lips into Bugs, making his ears shoot up in a straight line, as well as his tail and body. He did not take his eyes off of Daffy's closed eyes. Both toons faces were red, all of a sudden, there was a flash and a click. Daffy pulled back and grabbed the picture coming from the Polaroid, shaking it while heading towards the desk. Leaving the rabbit in shock. Once he was done, he handed the envelope to Bugs. Making him come back to life and looked at it.
Daffy wanted to send Lola an anonymous picture of him a Daffy. Kissing.
"Be a doll and put that in the mailbox before you go to bed," Daffy smirked and winked at Bugs, then walking to the staircase to go to his room. However, Bugs slammed the envelope and rushed over, grabbing Daffy's arm and pulling him up the stairs, and slamming him into Bugs' door. "Leaving your doll too soon."
Daffy widen his eyes, realizing that Bugs was really getting into character, in fact, he is that character. Daffy just smirked. "You're despicable."
"Aren't we all?" Bugs smiled as Daffy turned the knob, letting both of them fall in, and Bugs slamming the door shut.
