"Hey, Mae do you remember when we got into a fight over if it's a pen or pencil last year."
"No."
"What?? How? We started dying over that fight because we realized how stupid it was!"
"Still don't remember it."
"I was like 'ITS A PENCIL!'"
"You bitch stop talking and no I don't remember it."
"Well look at this! ITS A PEN-"
"Why'd you stop talking?"
"Because I realized it was a pen... I thought I had a pencil in my hand..."
"Dumbass."
Mae is me
Nick is the dumbass
YOU ARE READING
Things me and my friends say (or said)
Non-FictionMe and my friends are idiots so I have to make this book to forever remind me of all the memories... and how my friends are living memes...
