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A/N: I don't know this is just a crack post.

Lancetheman, Pidgeon, Keef, Spacedad, and Cookingyellow

Have entered the chat.

Spacedad: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.

Keef: What if it bites me and it dies?

Lancetheman: that means you're poisonous. Geez Keith learn to listen.

Keef: What if it bites it's self and I die?

Cookingyellow: it's voodoo

Keef: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Spacedad: that's correlation, not causation

Lancetheman: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Pidgeon: that's kinky

Keef: oh my god

A/N: *me goes back and fixes Keith's username to what it supposed to be*

Spoilers for season 8














































































































































































So I just finished season 8 of VLD and YES ALLURA'S F***ING DEAD!!! Ok so that was probably harsh. I'm sorry Lance. But I was watching the end and SHIRO MARRIED A GUY AND I CAN'T BE MORE HAPPY! ALSO PIDGE WORE SOMETHING DIFFERENT AT THE END LMAO. Hope you guys enjoyed season 8 as much as I did. Also look forward to more KLANCE and allura being dead in this book.

See y'all the Quiznack later

~Kittuppie

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