Bonds (One Piece Fem!Luffy Drabbles)

First Lady

Zoro looked both ways, keeping his guard up. Finally after making sure she wasn't there, he opened the door to the bird's nest. A black-haired popped from above the door, she was grinning, her hat was upside-down. "Zoro! Will yo-"

He slammed the door in her face and walked away. He was certain that she wasn't around, but she was in there; waiting for him to return. He needed somewhere else to go, his training spot was being guarded by her, and he can't really sleep in a time like this, so he went to the only place he could think of; the kitchen.

It was a dumb idea from the start, since she loved raiding the kitchen, but it was the only place he could drink. He needed sake during a time like this.

He walked outside on the deck of the Thousand Sunny, passing a giggling Nami and Usopp.

"Did you find her?" asked Nami with a snicker.

"You sent her? Didn't you, wench?" His eyes narrowed as he walked past the two of them. The navigator was the reason that this happened to him. He walked away before she brought up anything else. Soon he was inside of the kitchen, Sanji was depressing in a corner. Dark aura spread from his hunched body into the lovely space.

Zoro couldn't decide if he should taunt him, or puke from what the blonde was being gloomy about in the first place.

"...bastard Marimo..." Sanji mumbled under his breath, "Why...Luka-sama...why...!?"

Zoro laughed, but it was cut short since he didn't even want the thing that Sanji wanted. He went over to the storage, opening it to reveal a red-vest girl holding sake. The girl grinned, like before, and her eyes brighten.

"ZORO! That was mean slamming the door in my face. Oh, and will you m-" Luka was cut short when Zoro grab the bottle of sake and closed the storage's door.

"Shitty Marimo-Head! Slamming the door in Luka-sama~ face!" shouted Sanji. He hurried to defend Luka, even if he was depressed earlier. He stood up and raced over the green haired with his leg raised.

Zoro ignored him and walked out of the kitchen; it was a bad idea of even going to it in the first place. He retired on deck, holding the bottle of sake to his mouth, remembering the events that lead to him avoiding Luka all together.

"Now that you're Pirate Que-" started Nami but she was interrupted.

Luka cut her off, "I'm Pirate KING!"

"Okay, Pirate King, don't you need a Pirate Queen?" She winked as if the black haired girl would understand what she was hinting at.

Luka thought about it for a second, then she gotten an idea. She looked at her First Mate, "ZORO! You're my Pirate Queen!"

The others in the crew paused. Robin was the one who broke the silence with a gentle giggle.

Without any hesitation, Zoro replied, "Hell NO!"

Nami's head tilted to the side. She wasn't expecting this outcome, but it was welcomed. She just wanted to know if the captain had a crush of any sorts.

"Why not me, Luka-sama?!" pleaded Sanji. He was resentful of Zoro for Luka choosing him.

"Because Zoro the First Mate," she glanced back at the green haired, "So he should be my First Lady!" That was her logic, even if it didn't made any sense for the others.

"No," said Zoro in a deadly tone.

Brook whispered in Luka's ear, "You have to marry him first. Yohohoho"

"Oh, okay! Zoro! Marry me! Captain Orders!"

"She's blunt as ever," Franky commented.

Zoro grunted and walked out of the room, but Luka followed him.

This was the reason for him avoiding her.

"ZOOORRRRRRRRRROOOO!" yelled the person he has been running from. "ZORO! ZORO! ZORO! ZORO!"

"WHAT IS IT? YOU BAKA!" screamed Zoro. He wasn't happy with all of the shouting while he just wanted to drink.

She tipped over his shoes and landed right into his lap. She held her head up and looked at him with her bright brown eyes. "Marry me!"

"...If I do, will YOU STOP IT?!" Each word he said gotten louder and louder, until he was shouting.

"Of course!"

"Fine!"

"YAY! I'm married to Zoro! Now you're my Pirate Queen!"

Usopp snickered under the palm of his hand. He and Nami were leaning over the railing. He raised his arm into the air to cheer for the new relationship, "And First Lady!"

"NOOO!" yelled Sanji. All of his dreams were crush.

Zoro glared at the crew, daring them to add anything else. Usopp gulped but Nami just cheered along with Brook.