Arhie in Trouble in Store
I win Reg! No way, Jug! For once, I Beat you to the refrigerator! Quit mess in' with the shopping carts,Dudes! Do you wanna get me fired!? You guys aren't even supposed to be here when the store is closed! i could really get in trouble for letting you in! we got bored waiting for you in the parking lot,Archie! why are you the only one still working,Arch?i got into work late agian! my boss told me to put in some overtime ... or else! You mean there's not even a security guard? No! We have a new high-tech security system! in fact,Ron... ....It's my job to turn it on before we leave! I just have to punch in the code on this key pad! Let's see.... It's there ... Two-- No! Three.... Four-- No! Three,Four,Five,Seven,Two... ....Nine got it! Archie! WH-What Happened uhh.... i think i put in the wrong code...... And caused a power outage. Archie,you are the dope of all time. I can't see who said that,but i'm guessing it's Reggie! let's get out of here! i'm araid we can't,power outage.... ....... the doors lock automatically! only the store manager can open them! no problem! i'll call for help on my cell phone! oh,no!i left my phone in the car! .me too! hey i've got mine! too bad i forgot to charge it. you mean we're stuck in here till morning? i am so gonna be fired for this! you should be FIRED.... out of a cannon! let's not panic,people! We need to find some light,and i think i know where!
SOON....
These Battery-Powered lanterns should last us till morning. i'm taking mine to the mattress department,and i'm going to sleep! hey! where's Jughead? here i am i look at these cool,bouncy things i found! i'm in enough trouble,jug! put those back! okay! but first,tell me how to stop bouncing BOING! it won't hurt if i can crash into that inflatable castle! BOING! THUMP! Huh! Ahhhhhhhh! it's a couple of kids, they were inside the castle! Why are they here after closing hours? i'll bet i know why. they wanted to play with all the toys while no one's around! I did the same thing once! yeah..... last week! the store is so dark,those kids could get hurt! we've got to find them, guys!.........
LATER......
We've looked everywhere,Archie! We'll never find those kids! that's because they're afraid of us! If you take the GENTLE APPROACH,They'll come out of hiding! watch and learn! children! please come out! we're your friends! We want to help! wahhh! charge! look out! ! So much "the gentle approach!" "watch and learn!" got any more great ideas,Arch? yeah! we should split up and look for them! and this time, if you see the kids, grab 'Em! SOON..... Yo, Arch! i found them see! there they are at the end of the aile! they're not looking this way! C'mon,jug! we'll take them by surprise! WAHAAAAAAA! WHAM! why do i get the feeling that those Kids are playing games with us? they're DUMMIES, Arch! and so are we! talk about "falling" for a trick! playing games!!! hey! i think i know a way to catch them, Jug! Let's find the other guys...And those bouncers you were wearing!
SOON......
Are they still looking for us,Pete? i hope so,Mike. This is the coolest game of hide and seek ever! Shhhhhh! i hear somebody coming! Mike! look! ?! This way, team! super Mall-Stars forward! we're with you,commander! this is so lame,Arch! it'll never work! humor me,Reg! i know those kids are around! Oh,no! it's our Archie nemesis... uh,I mean,our Arch nemesis... ....THE MAD BOUNCER! i'll get you super mall stars! if i don't end up in the hospital! Awesome! boing! watch out! he's got his bubble blaster! ha!ha! once i defeat you, the world's supply of pizza is mine! help! help! we'll save you, super mall stars! off! you saved us, boys! nice! i give up! you win! can we be super mall stars,too? we can help you! can you help us get out of here? sure there's a secret exit in back of the store! that's how we got in! super mall stars! forward!
NEXT DAY.....
Check it out,guys! Archie's a hero for finding those kids! you mean he didn't get fired? no! Archie's boss even gave him a new job! i think Archie is finally going places! shop at bullseye! boing! The End...
ARCHIE in "Chore Score"
Mother wanted me to do a chore while she's away,but i can't remember what! was it mow the lawn? or was it vacuum the house? i know! i'll play it safe! ....i'll do both chores! snap! heh!heh!it pays to use the ol'noodle! hello,son! hi,mom! did you clean out the garage like i told you? End of the story.
ARCHIE video project
Archie!! What are you doing? it's my video essay for Miss Grundy,Bets! i'm the roving eye of river dale ! well,good luck,Archie!
Later....
