Jimmy the pizza man

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Nine pov

"Are YOU kidding me seven?? Tuna eyeballs? I'm not going to eat that!".

Seven rolls her eyes. "Whatever nine, if you don't want my tuna eyeballs then don't eat it".

"What's going on?" It was eight. The one and only. 

"SEVEN here, says we are having tuna eyeballs, Which I'M not eating!" 

Seven looks like she was about to cry. wow. now I feel bad.

Thank god eight makes her feel better. "Seven, I will eat your tuna eyeballs". She hugs eight "Thanks, eight". oh god, they're about to kiss. Better get out of here. 

As I leave I see Sam and six about to enter the kitchen before I saved them. "Better not go in there". They both looked at each other "Why?" Sam asked. "Just don't, Trust me."Then I leave. Oh, shoot I should of have asked them if they also wanted pizza. whatever. I steal five's phone without him noticing me. ha ha ha. I do a little dance and then dial the pizza man. 


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"HullooooOooooooOoo wElcoMe tO jIMMMY's piZza MaAn plaCe" 

"Uh, hi... can I have two boxes of cheese pizza" 

"OKEY, SIx DOlloerrs" and then he hangs up.

Okay... That has to be the weirdest conversation ever.  wait I never told him where to give the pizza. 

Ding Dong. That was a doorbell. Wait since when do we have a doorbell?

 I screamed on top of my lungs. "I WILL GET IT". I wonder who could it be? 

I rush towards the door and then I see an old man with the hairiest mustache. He also looked like a  frog at the same time. Is his mom a frog or something? 

"HUello, aRE you nINe?" 

"Uh, yes who the hell are you?" 

"i'm JiMmy! i'MM herRe to GIve yoU PIZZZZZZZaaaaa" 

"How did you find my penthouse?" 

Jimmy winks at me. "mAgIC UNicOrn ToLD mEE" 

"Um... okay... can you give me my pizza?" 

"OkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkEYYY" He gives me three boxes of pizza. 

"Um.I only order two-" Jimmy disappears. Where the hell did he go? I didn't even pay for it. Whatever free pizza. 

"Who was that?" It was four. 

"No one. I just order pizza"

"Alright... I wonder what we are having for breakfast?" 

"Four, you don't want to know...."

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