I wrote this short story myself for a science paper, if it sucks please tell me.
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LADY GAGA CITIZEN OF GAGA LADY
While I was just blankly looking in the sky seeing what I could find in between all the clouds not really expecting to find anything. I did. I saw a U.F.O. shaped like a foot. I couldn't believe it. I had to tell someone. No one was near so I just told a squirrel. Even the squirrel couldn't believe it. We were both watching as the unknown foot shaped object was landing I started to think. What if the thing inside the U.F.O. was gross, ugly, wrinkly and with one tooth in his mouth aiming to chew off my foot and keep it for a collection it might have. But I was wrong. As the creature was coming out of the foot he managed to put smoke as he was coming out for dramatic effect. When all the smoke left in the remainders I saw a midget. Not just any midget one that looks exactly like Lady Gaga.
"Umm Lady Gaga?" I said with confusion written all over my face.
"Yes I is Lady Gaga. I can transform from a midget to normal size. And im not really from New York and im not Italian im really from the planet Gaga Lady."
"I always knew you were an alien! No doubt! Seriously!"
"Excuse me; I have to lay eggs now."
'Wait, what?"
"I have to lay eggs to make a bunch of baby Gagas." Lady Gaga went to a corner and laid her eggs on a bush. The first thing I thought was that if that means there's more Lady Gaga's surrounding the earth? I asked her and she said.
"Yes. But they seem to have more energy than me. And they seem to look different than me. All the Gagas I hatch will turn out to be famous. Did you know I had Miley Cyrus?"
"I'm sorry you had her."
"What can I say not all my Gagas turn out to be a success."
I chuckled. Lady Gaga still in midget form I asked her.
"Lady Gaga, may I poke your face?" my hopes were flying as I asked her.
"Well of course you can poke my face. You just can't read it." I died when she basically quoted the lyrics of one of her songs "can't read my, cant read my no he can't read my poker face"
I went down on my knees to be face to face with her and I sighed as I realized I was honored to even be in her presence yet to poke her face. My arm raised and in slow motion my finger poked her face. My dream had come true. A smile arrived on my face but a struck of fear crashed into hers. She started bleeding from where my finger had laid on her cheek. Blood started squirting out. It was awesome but she was twitching and looked like she was having a seizure and dying at the same time yet I knew I had to do something. I just stood there frozen in shock, in fear. Lady Gaga was crawling somewhere it turned out she was crawling toward the squirrel. I guess the squirrel was frozen in shock too since it didn't move either. Lady Gaga grabbed the frozen squirrel and ate it all in one bite she didn't even chew. She grew to normal size and her face was left with not even a dent.
"What did you do?!" I yelled in terror as I could see the squirrel no more.
"I was chewing on some life form" she said all freakishly normal
"Chewing? You swallowed the whole thing!"
"Ok then I swallowed a life form."
"Does that mean that you will swallow me too?"
"No I only eat things with a beating heart." I find it weird how she didn't realize I had a beating heart I had to leave before she found out.
"Yea I got to go..."
"Ok then I will be leaving too." Lady Gaga turned back into a midget and was on her way back to her foot shaped spaceship.
"Why is your spaceship shaped like a foot?"
"It's because I started out as a foot and I turned into a GagaLadyimite. If I may ask what is your name?"
"It's Jibly. If I may ask why did you name yourself Lady Gaga?"
"No you may not ask." Those were the last words I heard Lady Gaga say before she left to Gaga Lady or wherever she went.
When I got home I saw on the news nobody had heard bout Lady Gaga for a whole day. I bet no one will ever know how she was with me the whole time.
-Estefania Guzman
