The Muppets

Diagnosis: Kermit

One day there was a wo-MAN who was a Kermit. He was a creepy 48 yrold man, he likes to speak in gibberish. He particularly likes to keep people in his refrigerator to keep him company. Then one day, he went outside for a walk with one of his freezer friends and he saw a 10th grade boy whose name was  Klep Burger and he was walking and this is what he looked like: giraffe neck,veins around his skull,spaghetti arms and legs, and way-to-big-for-his-clothes, etc. Kermit decided to put him in the freezer with his freezer friends. And then once all of his freezer friends were frozen, he took them to go ice skating. Then Kermit stalked this girl he had a crush on. (Keep in mind, this girl is 16 and he is
48). Kermit is SUUUPPPPER FATTTT cause he ate too many klep burgers but the first thing he did was, HE STOLE A BABY!!!! He named the baby HOT BUTTTer. (I'm pretty sure that's illegal).
He always likes to talk to the baby in spanish. The girls name was Patricia. She was SUUUPPPPER SKINNYYY. This is what the man always says to the baby: DE DONDE ERES TU? Then the baby responds: SOY DE GUATEMALA!!!! Kermit somehow got Patricias phone number and kept calling the number: (804)-500-0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. And Patricia kept declining and somehow found where he lives, decided to date him, took custody of the baby,then KILLED KERMIT WITH A PEEEENNNNNN AND A HOCHO. Then Patricia had to serve a life sentence in jail and HOT BUTTTer killed her. Patricias last words were this: Shes not feeling short today, shes feeling LOONNGGG!!!! The End

This is what Kermit looked like

This is what Patricia looked like

HOT BUTTTer

And Klep Burger