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Interviewer: What are your inspirations?
Brick: to be better than everyone, cause i hate everyone and i want to be better than them and i want them to know that

Blossom: All women *pulls out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS
Butch: If she breathes *wHips out lightsaber* ..she's A THOOOOT
*fighting lightsaber sounds*

Boomer: THIS WOMEN IS MY DESTINY SHES SAID-
Blossom: oooooh, shut up!...shut up

Blossom: I'm driving!
Bubbles: Shotgun!
Buttercup: Ah! but you had it on the way here-
Blossom/ Buttercup: woah woah WOAH *step back*
Bubbles: No i found a shotgun! And i want the front seat *gun cocks*

Boomer: *filming cockroach on ceiling* cucarachita dududududu cucarachita dududududu cuca- *roach starts flyin* aAAH pUTA MADRE-

Butch: do we got the eggs?
Boomer: yeah we got the eggs
Butch: do we got the milk?
Boomer: yeah we got the mIILK- *drops everything from the fridge door bin*

Bubbles: and they were roomates
Butch: oh my god they were roomates

Boomer: Yo man do you wanna see a picture of my cock?
Butch: Hell no!
Boomer: *slides a picture of a rooster* picture of my cock
Butch: thats a chicken motherfu-

Bubbles: I'm about to sing a song
Buttercup: *wacks her with a pillow* move bitch, get out the wayy

Boomer:*walks up to mirror* HI WELCOME TO CHILI'S

Blossom: *interviewing* What makes a perfect woman?
Brick: you're asking the the wrong person im gay
Blossom: oH

Blossom:Hey Buttercup, you want some?
Buttercup: This bitch empty, YEET *hits bubbles with empty soda can*

Buttercup: Emergency?
Mayor: Powerpuff girls help! Somebody's been killed please help-
Buttercup: Calm down Mayor, we don't wanna panic at the disco
*i write sins not tragedies*





its 1 am what the FUCK am i doing

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