The Cranberry I Yearn

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His red hot cranberry lips, pressing against mine.

"Oh fuck! Sprite Cranberry that's hot!" I exclaim as he licks his metal lips. I take a shaky breath as I feel his cold metal hands move through the air. In a flash sprite cranberry juice was sprayed along the walls.

It all happened so fast when he turned me around with his aluminum arms, taking me away from my Roblox game.

"I'm gonna make sure your little plum feels like it's filled with sparkling water." He whispers in my ear. I shiver a bit before bringing my mouth to his.

"Whisper something dirty in my ear." I moan as he chuckles.

"Your feet." He replies, pushing me against the wall. He tears my shirt off as his hands cup my face. God they smelled like cranberries. He made so much money in that Lebron James commercial I wish I was the famous basketball player. it would have been as spicy as sriracha sauce. We make it to the guest bedroom because we, unfortunately, were not in his house.

"Justice... Are you ready?" He wheezes, his face turning into the laughing open eye emoji. I nod, looking up and making the same face. His bubbly dick enters me as I scream, the room smelling of cranberries. If we kept this up the whole house would smell of cranberries. The door gets kicked open as Chester Cheetah stand in the door way with a stern look.

"It ain't easy bein' cheesy." He replies, walking over to us. I gasp as a Cheeto is shoved into my mouth. I nearly burst into laughter as my gag reflex kicks in. This goes on for hours before the bed is soaking in sprite cranberry juice. I catch my breathe, Chester Cheetah having left hours ago. All of the sudden, Sprite Cranberry reaches up and opens his can, pulling it down to reveal... THAT HE IS DANNY DEVITO.

"Oh fuck! Danny Devito?!" I nearly gasp out as my eyes glance to the screen of my computer, Daddys_Gummies having messages me for hours. I lay with Danny Devito as the door is kicked open once more. Ian stands there, the most nauseous face I have ever seen looking at us.

"WHY THE FUCK DOES MY WHOLE HOUSE SMELL LIKE CRANBERRIES?!" He screeches as Danny and I just laugh.

9 months laters 

"Push Mrs. Cranvito! You're almost there!" The doctor exclaims loudly as a small Sprite Cranberry can pops into his arms.

"It's... It's... A Sprite Cranberry..." The doctor sighs happily before drinking out of the can.