"Honey,you look like a ghost."
"Nah, I kinda think he got laid."
"Getting laid would've been better than this shit," Taehyung sighed, stabbing a piece of pasta with his fork as his friends sniggered.
He had known Park Jimin, Jung Hoseok and Kim Seokjin all his life. Being the scholars in middle school and the badass seniors in high school strengthened their friendship throughout the years and they felt blessed to be in the same college as well.
"You look like Yugyeom after I nailed him that night on graduation when Jimin hosted a party," Hoseok smirked, running a hand through his dark red curls.
Taehyung gave him a deathly glare before rolling his eyes, "I'm a top, remember? And if you don't," He reached out, thumping his blonde friend on the back hard, "Jimin here will be more than willing to remind you."
The blonde blushed, smacking Taehyung's arm. Hoseok laughed loudly while Seokjin spat out his Sprite, "You hooked up? When?"
Taehyung shrugged, popping the pasta in his mouth as he looked across the table at Seokjin in the cafeteria, "It just... happened."
"Are you guys, like, dating?"
"Oh, c'mon, Jinnie," Jimin hid his face behind his hand, "If we were dating wouldn't we tell you?"
He smacked Taehyung's arm again.
"Hey, why are you hitting me?" He puffed his cheeks, hitting him back.
This lead to the beginning of the pair in a slapping fight.
"Hey, don't fight, don't fight!" Hoseok got up, pulling Taehyung away from the smaller male.
"He started it!" Jimin pouted, crossing his arms over his chest cutely.
Seokjin gave the blonde a long look before sighing, "what happened to the dark and wild fuckboy Park back from High school? I'd like to trade him with this softie."
Taehyung coughed out a laugh, shaking his head before resuming to his pasta, "I prefer this softie, honestly. At least now I have an upper hand."
Jimin glared at him before facing the other way, "meanie."
Seokjin tapped the table twice, grabbing Taehyung's attention, "Back to Tae-min hookup thingy. What about that?"
"What the fuck is a taemin?" Taehyung frowned, crossing his arms across his chest and he leaned back in his chair.
Seokjin ran a hand through his brown hair before laughing, "your ship name! Now spill the Tae, sister."
Hoseok guffawed, eyes disappearing because of his wide triangular smile, "Jinnie is on fire today I can't-"
Jimin giggled but when his eyes met Taehyung's, he huffed, resuming to face the other way.
"Aw, c'mon, Minnie," Taehyung rolled his eyes, hugging him from behind, "Don't be such a spoil sport."
"Say sorry first," he mumbled under his breath while Taehyung rested his chin on the blonde's shoulder.
"I'm sorry, baby," He whispered, nuzzling his nose in Jimin's hair.
Jimin smiled widely before finally turning to face back at the table.
Seokjin and Hoseok had identical poker faces as they observed the exchange.
"So not dating," Hoseok rolled his eyes, drumming his fingers on the table.
"What the hell was that and why aren't we caught up?" Seokjin raised an eyebrow, looking at his friends across from him.
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Noisy Neighbours | Taekook
Fanfiction"For the love of God, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!" "Um, well. Not my problem, NEIGHBOUR." A Taekook/Vkook AU Taekook Switch Started : 23/12/2018 Rank : #1 in #taekookswitch By P. (@wassupbxngtxn)