Noisy Neighbours | Taekook

Stop With The Nicknames

"That's it!" Taehyung roared in his phone, fuming at 2.45am.

"Tae, the apartment walls are too thin, buddy," Hoseok whistled.

"And your neighbour seems to be great in bed," Jimin chuckled, "I wonder if he's gay."

"Shut the fuck up Jimin," Seokjin said as Taehyung's eyes widened, unable to believe his best friend's words.

"You wanna get with him, Minnie, hm?" Taehyung hissed, "Wanna give him the suck of his life?"

"Suck with a double C, yes," Jimin laughed louder, unaware that it was the absolutely wrong time to mess with his best friend.

"I'm this close to breaking your jaw, honey," Taehyung groaned in a low voice.

"Are you jealous, Taetae? What if he's better than you?" Jimin continued to challenge.

"Um, Min," Hoseok cleared his throat, "If I was you, I wouldn't do this."

"Fuck this shit and fuck you, Minnie," Taehyung said loudly, "I'm done!"

"Tae-" Taehyung disconnected the call, tossing the phone on the couch before balling his fists, marching towards the door.

He pulled the door open harshly and walked out of his apartment, stopping before the blue door with the golden 31. He sighed deeply before he bought his right hand on the door to knock.

Oh, he doesn't deserve the respect.

Taehyung slammed both his fists on the door and continued to bang them. He didn't stop banging until the door swung open, revealing a shirtless guy as tall as him.

The brown haired boy had a frown on his face as he tilted his head to a side the moment his large doe eyes met Taehyung's. He raised his eyebrows, poking his cheek with his tongue before locking his jaw, a dimple piercing his left cheek. Taehyung's stopped his eyes from staring for long at the boys rippled abs and hard chest. The prominent collarbones of the aforementioned male satisfied Taehyung's kink in a sexy way, making him forget the purpose of his visit for a second.

"Yes?" Taehyung's eyes locked with the boy again, his sweet yet husky voice making Taehyung gulp, "How may I help you at this hour?"

The boy crossed his veiny arms across his chest, biceps bulging as he continued to look at Taehyung.

Taehyung copied the action, suddenly returning to his senses as he shifted his weight on one leg, "I'm your neighbour."

The boy's eyebrows shot back up, disappearing behind messy brown bangs, "Um, were you expecting me to give you a welcome?"

"No," Taehyung snapped back, "But you and your girlfriend did give me a very musical trailer of your sexual life."

The boy pursed his lips thoughtfully, "You're creepy for listening to us doing it, you know. But hey," He smirked suddenly, "you're always welcome to join us."

Taehyung scrunched his nose in a disgusted expression, "You're sick."

The boy threw his head back, chuckling, "What is bad in this? We all have our fantasies and having a threesome is one of mine. You see, I'm bi, so I don't mind doing it with a guy-"

"No thank you," Taehyung cut him off with a groan.

The boy sniggered, but continued nonetheless, "Besides, A guy as pretty as you..." The boy scanned Taehyung's body with his big doe eyes, "you trigger my gay, sweetheart."

"What the fuck?" Taehyung snapped his fingers in front of his face, demanding his attention. The boy looked back at his face with a smirk.

"Listen to me carefully, boy," Taehyung started.