I was sitting there eating my beautiful piece of dark chocolate in peace when my older brother Steve walked into the room.
"Let me eat my fucking dark chocolate in peace, bitch." I yelled.
Jeez, why can't people understand I need space when eating the sacred dark chocolate?
"Damn, asshole, just trying to let you know that there's a lightning storm expected our way, and apparently it has been knocking out the power around here."
