(creepypasta parody): Jack And The Beanstalk

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"Jack, you are NOT telling me you sold MY dog for kidneys!!!" Jeff screams as Jack finishes his story of how he sold his mother's dog.

"Not for kidneys, nobody had any! Besides if I wanted kidneys I could've cut them out of people!"

"Then what in the world did you sell my dog for?!"

"An Operator Symbol Disk." Jack holds out the disk to his mom and smiles.

"You know what, I've had enough of these things you do!" Jeff grabs the disk and chucks it out the window.

"Mom! I could have done so much evil with that!" Jack shouts leaning out the window searching for the disk.

"Well, I could have raised havoc with Smile! This is payback!" Jeff shouts grabbing Jack by the arm, pulling him away from the window. "Now go to bed!"

Jack stalks upstairs and lays down on his bed, he soon drifts off.

-outside-

"Is- is that? An Operator Symbol?" SlenderMan asks himself walking towards it. "Omg, it is!"

He goes over and picks it up, instantly his tentacles come out moving around to cause mischief. A few move inside the house and into Jack's room.

"Maybe I shouldn't have picked this up..." SlenderMan says as he starts glowing black, he gets bound in darkness and dragged into the ground.

The tentacles drag Jack out of his bed as they extend to the sky.

"Ahhh! What's happening?!" He screams as he gets taken higher. "Put me down you weird black things!!! Omg clouds are soft!"

They push through the clouds and throw him down on a black pavement that leads to a huge mansion.

"Well then, this is turning into Jack and the beanstalk for me isn't it?" He asks himself standing up and heading towards the mansion. "Oh joy, huge footsteps. I hope a giant doesn't kill me..."

"H-hello, tiny human b-boy..." A giant says looking down at him.

"Hoodie? Is that you?" Jack asks looking up at him.

"Y-yeah, Masky made me b-be his wife..."

"That would explain the dres..."

"Y-yeah..."

"But... If this is you two messing with everyone... Why did I call Jeff my mom?..."

"I have n-no idea..."

"And why'd I sell his dog? Who would buy his dog?!?!?!?!"

"J-just embrace it! This w-will go by m-much quicker if you d-don't question everyt-thing!"

"Fine... Oh no! A giant! Whatever shall I do?!"

"Do n-not worry h-human boy, I will k-keep you hidden..."

"You know what, this is hard when you're stuttering like that..." Jack walks past 'Hoodie' and walks into the mansion.

He crawls under the door crack and looks around, he climbs up a table leg and sees multiple types of cheesecake everywhere.

"Masky and Hoodie really liketheir cheesecake..." He walks around and tastes some cherry flavor. "Not bad..."

"Don't touch my cheesecake!!!!!!" Masky shouts slamming his hand onto the table next to Jack.

"Whoa! Dude, don't kill me!" He falls backwards and hides behind a crub, he screams and jumps off of the hugs table as Maskychases after him.

"Okay, I'm gonna get the golden eggs or whatever just because I can!" Jack shouts running into the kitchen where he saw something shining.

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