The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

"Je suis shitting my pantaloons"

(Old👴🏻, baldgoosestan, ya Boi Jae🍆, 1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺 and Jeju boy⛰ have logged on)

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: oh great, what's this for now?

Old👴🏻: what do you think, dumbass?

baldgoosestan: wait wait wait I wanna guess
baldgoosestan: our mans haknyeon still hasn't confessed to our other mans Sunwoo even tho it's been a month since he said he would?????

Old👴🏻: congrats, you're suddenly smart

baldgoosestan: what do I win?

Old👴🏻: you won....the sock full of butter underneath my bed that I was saving to beat the shit out of someone with

baldgoosestan: I'm?????
baldgoosestan: is there not...idk....smth else that I could have instead?

Old👴🏻: HWALL THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU, YOU SELFISH BITCH

Ya Boi Jae🍆: you can have an avocado

baldgoosestan: okay???? I guess it's better than a sock full of butter????

Ya Boi Jae🍆: here you go ——> 🥑

baldgoosestan: did you just-
baldgoosestan: DID YOU REALLY SEND ME AN EMOJI OF AN AVOCADO?!

Ya Boi Jae🍆: I DIDNT SAY IT WOULD BE A REAL ONE

baldgoosestan: FUCK Y'ALL

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: GUYS! LETS GET BACK TO THE POINT OF THIS, YEAH??????

Old👴🏻: oh shit yeah I almost forgot
Old👴🏻: so...
Old👴🏻: haknyeon, do you want to tell us why you haven't confessed your feelings?

Ya Boi Jae🍆: bc he's a pussy pussy thot thot

baldgoosestan: dont mind hyunjae, Danielle broccoli invaded his body

Ya Boi Jae🍆: DANIELLE BROCCOLI IM-

Jeju boy⛰: I mean...hyunjae isn't completely wrong
Jeju boy⛰: je suis shitting my pantaloons

baldgoosestan: we love sister stanning a bilingual king🤩

Old👴🏻: okay now read this carefully bc this is gonna be one of the few times that I'm going to try and be a decent human being
Old👴🏻: what do you need us to do to help you right now?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: that was your attempt at being nice? Fucking hell you might as well go back to being an asshole

Ya Boi Jae🍆: you are what you eat🤩

(Old👴🏻 has ejected ya Boi Jae🍆 from the chat)

Old👴🏻: it had to be done
Old👴🏻: now, haknyeon, do you want our help?

Jeju boy⛰: yes? No? FUCK IDK

Old👴🏻: ffs I need to do everything myself nowadays

Jeju boy⛰: WAIT DONT DO-

(Old👴🏻 has added Rap Game Strong👅 to the chat)

Rap Game Strong👅: Yo wtf is this