"Seahorse me daddy, seahorse me". *cums on* ahhh that was good you little shit, now get the fuck out my kingdom. " but my lady I am your fathers loyal servant." I SAID MOVE BITCH. -leaves. Hi I'm Ariel, princess of the seas. and I wasn't always a little Disney whore, I was also a rocking hardcore spoiled brat that liked to get her salad tossed a little more than others. this is that story. After that Disney bullshit was done I wanted to do something more with my life, get out there and explore the deep blue sea. but what I found changed me into what I am today. After my father king Trident touched my tailfin with his magic pitchfork one too many times I traveled along the ocean bottom crying in need of help. what I found was a yellow sponge, humping a pink starfish merrily and singing gay tunes. as he looked up at my crying face he said "awww what's wrong mermaid". my daddy raped me I responded. "awwww well you know what, I can make you a star." he said with a smile. You can? "Yes, do you want to be on a big time network called Nickelodeon?" mhm I said sobbing. "well all you have to do is.... as he whispered horrible spongey things in my ear.
