Once upon a time there was a severely orange and wealthy man named Trump. He loved his wife Clinton very dearly. They were high school sweethearts that have been together for 30 something years. They had done everything together. But one day something drastic happened to change that sweet sweet love. Trump went out with the guys to a newly built bar named GayDar. He had a great night until he met the handsome Shrek. That man was so confident and charming it was hard to resist him. He preyed on the weak all the time. What I mean by that is he was so dominant he went for the less confident because they had weaker minds with low self confidence. So it was easier to charm them and get what he wanted. He always got what he wanted until he met Trump. He wanted what was desirable and he would get it. But this time it was hard to get a person. Trump looked like easy taget but he wasn't at all. In fact he was rejecting all the guys by just showing them his hand with a wedding ring Everyone walked away after seeing this except Shrek. Instead he just stayed and talked to him with some flirting now and then making Trump blush and smile. After a few hours it got too dark to drive. So shrek just walked his 'friend' home. Once they got there he slipped his number and name in his jacket pocket and told him that they would meet again because it was destiny.
