Lucy: this is a mothers guide to raising children
Sarah: mommy I'm hungry!
Lucy: if your child is hungry that means it's to fat, deny it food for at least a week
Sarah: mommy I want to play!
Lucy: if your child wants to play that means it relies too much on other people, deny it contact with other people for at least a week
Sarah: mommy I wanna go to bed!
Lucy: if your child wants to go to bed that means it's too lazy, deny it sleep for at least a week
Sarah: *pretend to pick up phone* hello 911
Siren noises
Nathan: this is the police!
Lucy: when the police come to your house use your child as a meat shield
Sarah: I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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A mothers guide to raising your child
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