Hey to whoever may be reading this, this is just for a laugh, enjoy!
How not to survive a horror movie
1. Move to Elm street
2. Dye your hair platinum blonde, killers always go for the ditzy blonde
3. Be ditzy and blonde as said in number 2
4. Hide in the attic or basement
5. Stand and scream when you see the killer
6. Ask "Whos there?" when your home alone and feel like there is someone watching you
7. Run in heels
8. Trip while trying to run in heels
9. Have a super popular jock boyfriend that you make out with a lot, chances are in a horror movie you will die first.
10. Live in middle of nowhere
11. Skinny dipping at night, by yourself
12. Be a fake slu+
13. Go to places like "devils hill" and "hell cliffs"
14. Go into dark rooms when the power goes out
15. Try and be the hero
