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My Sunshine's ☀️☀️☀️
I was feeling really down today but I just had to write this for y'all😁😁
It's currently 4:30pm over here
Thank you for reading babes👇👇👇
Ryan
I was walking down the hallway feeling very uncomfortable, something felt wrong. Everyone was staring at me.
Do I have something on my face?? Oh God did I forget to wear pants?? I looked down and they were there but why was I wearing some kinda shoe on a stick?? Wait a minute!!, Are those heels??.
I stopped walking and wiped my eyes with my hands, is that black nail polish?? This can't be happening.
"Riya" some girl yelled looking straight at me. Who the fuck is Riya?? My name is Ryan lauralin Smith which now that I think about it isn't any better.
"Hey Riya"
This can't be happening, my head was spinning and I felt so nauseous. Oh crap.
"Ryan wake the fuck up" Wait what??.
"Ryan I swear to God I'll break down this door".
That was definitely vee's voice. I stood up sighing In relief and immediately looked inside my sweat pants , Oh thank God I still had my dick.
My door was slammed open and I looked up staring face to face with vee and Pete. "Dude you could've just told us you were jerking off, it's nothing to be ashamed of" Peter said looking everywhere except at my face.
I looked down and realized my hands were still in my pants from when I was making sure I hadn't lost my essentials.
"Wait, I can explain. It's really not what you think okay I just had a dream"
"Wet dreams at your age, ry you really need to get laid pretty soon" vee said tumbling over from laughter.
"That's not what i,... I didn't mean I ..."
"Save it Mr Bean, just get dressed and meet us downstairs and dress comfortable. Sweatpants and a sweat shirt would suffice. Come on vee he needs to finish" Peter said taking vee's hand and walking out.
"Sorry about your door" vee said winking at me and walking out.
Oh for the love of God
I ran to the bathroom and took a quick shower, I wore my black bts sweatshirt I bought online and a random black sweat pant paired with washed out high topped sneakers.
When I got downstairs vee and Peter were having brekky with Michael and Stella. Such loving parents ( insert face palm here). Peter is telling jokes again, I'll sit this one out.
"What do you call an boomerang that won't come back??". Peter said looking expectedly at my parents who just stared blankly at him.
"What??" Vee asked biting into her egg rolls.
"A stick" Peter said laughing hysterically, almost falling down from his chair.
I face palmed, my folks looked confused and vee just rolled her eyes.
"Can we leave now or should we wait for Peter to destroy his entire dignity" I said grabbing an apple from the table.
"Let's just leave now" vee said taking her plate to the kitchen
" Hey!! , Offence"
"I honestly don't give a fuck" I said smirking at him.
"Language young man" Stella said obviously trying to look stern but failing miserably. She looked too worn out and tired.
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