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This story begins with a 15 Year Old girl called Lauren.

And a 15 Year Old Boy called Jack

They both had this app called PattWatt (the FUCK?)

Lauren had around 2 Million Followers and Jack only had 800.

They were both thankful for the journey they had taken on this app, yet, little did they know...their Journey has yet to truly begin.

Lauren's POV

"Lauren HoNeY CoMe HeErE!!!" I heard my MoM shout from downstairs.

"WHAT?!I'M BUSY!!!"

"I AM GOING TO WORK! I'LL BE BACK IN 12 HOURS! DON'T FUCK ANY BODY, GOT THAT?!"

"MOM!"

"BAIII!"

so, my mom's  fine now...TIME TO PM RANDOM STRANGERS ON PATTWATT!

LET'S START WITH THIS UNFORTUNATE FELLOW!

HAPPYHAMILTONDAY

YOU GONNA BE PMED BY THE UGLIEST PERSON ALIVE!

Me: Yo, wat up, BITCH?

Him: Yo

Me: Wanna fook? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Him: ERM...WUt?

Me: Lol, I'm joking, so, how are You?

Him: I'm good, You?

Me: I'm good too. So, what's your name? My name is Lauren!

Him: Jack...

Enter the time machine and we shall go  1 year into the future.

Jack's POV

So, Like, Me and Lauren Met up a few Months ago, turns out we both live in Australia WITH ALL THE FLYING SPOODERS!!!

ANY who, WE BECANE GREAT FRIENDS AND I PROMISED TO PROTECC HER FROM ALL THE FLYING SPOODERS!

YIS

Turns out that she doesn't know ANY Filipino and I just so happens to have A HUGE ASS CRUSH On her, so O call her "Mahal Ko" and she always yells "OH, COME ON, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS?!"

"When the times right, Laur, WHEN the times right"

And she always pulls this face:

😑

Meaning: Really dude? WHEN THE FUCK WILL THAT BE?!

SOOOO!

TODAY IS THE DAY!

I WILL FINALLY TELL HER WHAT IT MEANS!

"Yo, Laur, Can I talk to You?" I said to Lauren as we were heading towards the park.

"Sure!"

"This is really hard for me to say, and I am just pushing all of my stupid nerves aside to tell you this, But, You know Mahal Ko? Well, the reason why I say it is because I love you, GOD DAMN IT, LAUREN, I LOVE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH!I always hate it when you doubt yourself and say your ugly  I always try and make you feel better because I fucking love You!Mahal No means My Love!"

"Jack...I...Fell the same way!"

"Really? Damn, I want expecting that!"

"Mhm! So, it's tradition that the guy asks the girl this, but let's break tradition, Jack Black, will you DO me the honour of being my Boyfriend?"

"Of course, Mahal Ko!"

Time skip 1 year later

Laurens POV

So, Jack and I have been together for a year Now!

My mom met him 9 months ago.

My mom has to go to work and Jack is coming over.

You know what that means!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

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