Bill,Dipper,Rev!Dipper,Will: *Falls out of portal* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tophat: Welcome to Wrongway, Where here you will be asked to dares and asks
Dipper: Wha-
Tophat: I know what your about to say "But why are we here?" Well to answer that is because the human's who look at this stuff watch your life through a TV screen! And who wouldn't want to make their favorite ships answer any question or do any dare. I would!
Will: B-but who are y-
Tophat: Great question my name is Tophat and I ruin this joint!
Rev!Dipper: You sound like a commoner, come Will lets go. *Tries to grab amulet, but notices it's gone* Hey! Where is my amulet!
Tophat: You mean this trinket? *Holds up amulet*
Rev!Dipper: Yes! Give it to me now!
TopHat: How about no
Rev!Dipper: Give it back now or else!
Tophat: Or else what? You can't do anything without this little trinket of yours.
Rev!Dipper: Ugh! Fine you win
Tophat: Thank you. So lets introduce each other, so you can get familiar with your new room mates!
Bill: Well I'll go first. My name is Bill Cipher and this is my Pinetree!
Dipper: My name is actually Dipper
Bill: But I call him Pinetree
Will: Well-l I'm W-will and this is-s my ma-aster Dipp-per
Bill: Wait there is two Dippers now? What are we going to call them?
Tophat- Easy The blue one will be Dipshit and yours will be Dipper
Rev!Dipper: What did you just call me?
Tophat: Dipshit, Dipshit
Rev!Dipper: That's it!
Tophat: Your right that's it for this episode! Tune in next time to see what they will be forced to do! And make sure to get some Fred Bear Pizza!
