Mikasa and Sasha oneshots + annie

You got me pregnat!

Sasha has been looking for revenge for a long time. Not on the titans who have killed many of her friends, community and family. Or on the guys who say she eats to much. She wanted no needed revenge on Mikasa Ackerman. Since the day Mikasa used her as a cover up for the commotion in the mess she was searching for the best time to cast her own revenge. And the perfect time had come a month after they joined the service corps.
Mikasa sat with her group of friends as usual and started chatting with Eren about how reckless he had been acting. Sasha finally thought of something. She took her seat next to Mikasa which Mikasa paid no attention to. Sasha began to wonder of this was the right time since her and Eren were still arguing.
"No I'm not letting you go on your own. I must go with you."
"No! Stop babying me you can stay here and look after Armin!"
"Do you know how dangerous it is to go out the walls by yourself you can get yourself killed. Stop acting like your the only one in pain. I saw her get eaten to I saw her as a mother!" Mikasa finally raised her voice a bit and Sasha then knew it was not the perfect time. Eren grew silent and got up. Mikasa called after him but he ignored her. Armin got up after him to go and talk some sense into him. Mikasa turned to her plate and finally she noticed Sasha.
"Hey." She said dully. Sasha waves at her she tried and reach for Mikasa's bread but Mikasa slaps her hand away.
"You should stop eating so much  your going to get fat and you should stop trying to take my food."
"Well your the one who got me pregnant." Mikasa spit out her water causing everyone to turn at them.
"I what?" Her voice was shaky and Sasha had to fight the laugh that was about to blow any minute.
"You got me pregnant!" She then put her face in her hand and pretend to cry. All Mikasa could do was freak out.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean for this to happen! Is there anything I can help to pay for the baby's need. Here have my bread. Wait are you leaving us. I don't think you can fight titans pregnant." Everyone started whispering. Sasha felt a little bad for causing this much stress but the extra piece of bread made that up.
"What the hell Mikasa! Didn't you think about Condoms!" Eren speaks up. Sasha knew this was it she now need to run. She got up but Mikasa starts speaking.
"No I can explain! I-"she stops talking and looks at Sasha with a deadly glare. Sasha just put on a goofy grin.
"I'm a girl! You liar you are going to pay for that!" They start running around the cafeteria everyone still confused and watching the scene. "I can't believe you did that. I can't believe I fell for it." Sasha jumps on a near table out of breath from running and laughing but mostly laughing.
"I can't believe you fell for it." She says breathlessly still laughing. Mikasa turns red.
"Why would you do this." She tried and reach for her but Sasha jumps off and know the only thing separating them is the table.
"Do you remember that day you used me and said I farted as a cover up." Mikasa taught for a bit then it clicked.
"Yes but it doesn't mean you can do this. You embarrassed me." Sasha laughs a bit. "Uhhhh your going to tire me out." Mikasa says after going around the table a few times.
"Funny you actually said that last night in bed." Mikasa turns red and chases after Sasha for the rest of the night.