Someone knocked on the door. I shoved my churro in my pocket and said, "Come in."
It was Jungkook.
"Hyung, have you seen my underwear?" he asked.
"You mean the pair I'm wearing right now?" I cocked an eyebrow at him. "Um..." he wrinkled his nose at me. "Keep them." he shut the door and tramped off.
"Ah, alone again." I took the churro out of my pocket and stared deeply into its nonexistent eyes. "So beautiful..." I mumbled, caressing its crispy cheek with the back if my hand. It stared back at me. Just stared. "Are you going to say anything?" I asked. It stared back at me. "Ah, I get it, you're not much of a talker." I smirked. "That's good... leaves us more time for other things." I winked. I leaned back in and slowly licked it. "Mmm, so sweet."
"Take it off now girl, just take it off"
What the hell is that racket all about???
"Uh, Imma master baby, with your bra"
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I looked out the window to see the other six boys with a huge stereo outside playing that dumbass song RM covered when he was having a midlife crisis or some shit.
"HAHAHA HYUNG!!" Jungkook yelled. "I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING"
I opened the window. "YOU LITTLE SHIT!! TURN THAT OFF!!"
They ignored me.
"TURN IT OFF DAMMIT!!" I began throwing things at them. Clothes, books, pretty much anything I could throw.
"HEY HYUNG! WHILE YOU'RE THROWING CLOTHES DOWN, THINK YOU COULD THROW SOME UNDERWEAR DOWN TOO??" Jungkook smirked.
