Ok I'm at the hospital hopefully they will take care of me. I walk up to the desk "um exuse me I think I'm dying?"I say franticly.
Person at desk:"ok,what the problem?"she asked in a calm voice.
Me:"i think I'm bleeding to death."
Person at desk:" please explain why you think that?"
Me:" well all my cloths are red and some of my arm is red"
Person at desk: "that's a peace of red string"
Me:" then why are my cloths red?"
Person at desk:" cause you cloths are naturally red"
Me:"well this was awkward"
Before she can say anything else I run out of the place. Ok I think I'm gonna just go back to the store and act causal.
