UWU RULES
YOU CAN ONLY READ ON IF YOU HAVE WHIPPED CREAM! I SUGGEST READING THIS WHILST EATING WHIPPED CREAM AND LISTENING TO OCEAN MAN IN THE BACKGROUND.
* during Brendon Urie fucking Ryan Ross*
"that anal penetration though daddy," Ryan moaned as per usual.
Brendon nodded and pulled a can of whipped cream out of his ear.
He stuck the nozzle between Ryan's cheeks and shot the cream into his ass.
Brendon pulled it away when Ryan screamed as whipped cream poured out of his belly button.
"Too much?"
Ryan Shrugged and used his index finger to swipe the dripping cream from his belly button and consumed it.
So Brendon then continued to pound into Ryan's asshole a bit more, feeding him whipped cream until it came oozing out of his eye sockets.
Suddenly, Tyler and Josh came crashing through the window.
"I HAVE A IDEA," Tyler screamed whilst looking at Josh.
"Oh this?" Josh looked back at him questioning why he had a brick with a note on it.
"YES GO MY BABY," Tyler choked out.
Josh then through a brick with the note through a different window. It hit Ryan in the face causing him to some what moan.
"Why does this always happen?" Ryan muttered.
Brendon read the note.
"Listen here faggot if I don't see Ryan filled with whipped cream I'm g noting your ass"
He looked down at Ryan.
"I have an idea babes," he said, shaking the can of whipped cream.
Ryan groaned. "I hope this doesn't involve milk up my ass,"
Brendon threw up a bottle of lotion and lubed the nozzle of the can.
Ryan signed. "Shit,"
Brendon then tried pulling his dick out of Ryan's tight little emo ass, but it was stuck and his dick came off leaving it inside Ryan.
"Oops," he said, taking his dick out of Ryan's tight little emo ass and tossing it at Josh, not caring he was bleeding everywhere Brendon coughed up a newly improved dick and twisted it back on, pulling his balls to tighten it completely.
"What the actual fuck babes!" Ryan said, looking back at him.
"oh shut the fuck up, its not like you haven't seen someone put on a dick before,"
"Actually I-"
He stuck the nozzle into Ryan's ass.
"I feel nothing,"
Brendon thought of this as a challenge, and shoved the entire can up his ass.
...to be continued?
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lmao kill me
