The Meme Chronicles 2018

Chapter 4

  Another beautiful walk! The birds greeted them as they walked happily through the forest, the tall grass blades reached out to touch them as they passed. The three family members was nearing the end of their daily stroll. Minds refreshed and senses sharpened they entered back into their home and looked forward to eating the spaghet that their mother made lovingly every morning before the walk, so when they arrive back home it is the perfect temperature.

  However, something was wrong... Daddy Bear realised there was an interference with the dish in front of him. After closer inspection, he reeled back, and cried, "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!". Devastation fell over the family, for their spaghet too had been touched. Whom could have dared? Whom could have the cheek to even stand in their places?

  As the family was puzzled and distraught, they heard a familiar sound... Clucking.

  It was too early for this! The Red Clucklers never came out this early. In a rush for their lives they performed the usual routine every day at 2pm, except this time was at 10am? By the time the first cluck sounded they were prepared and waiting for them to pass but this time it was far too late. As desperately as they tried, as tirelessly as they worked they had to retreat now. 

  As they sat quietly in their soundproof room the stampede of Red Clucklers stormed by. They hoped that they wouldn't come knocking this time. They rarely missed their house but for the safety of Baby Bear they prayed that they forgot one more time. There was silence... 

  "DO U KNOW DA WEI? YOU MUST KNOW DA WEI. HELP US FIND DA WEI FOR OUR QUEEN. OUR QUEEN NEEDS TO KNOW DA WEI. OUR OTHER BRODAS NEED TO MEET DA QUEEN"

  They hadn't forgotten. Will they go away? They could easily go through the door at any moment! The clucking grew louder until it briefly stopped... but only to be replaced by the sound of spitting? The family  was so confused, so scared, so worried. What did they want? Why on Earth do they consistently bother them?

  The door creaked open. Many footsteps sounded. They were in. The sound of bowls shattering and their spaghet splattering made the family flinch. The Red Clucklers grew louder. Were they going to be discovered? One of the Red Clucklers said, "THEY ARE NOT HERE MY QUEEN.", to which she replied, "WE WILL FIND THEM! THEY MUST KNOW DA WEI SO WE KNOW DA WEI.". But then an unexpected other voice sounded. They had never heard anything like it before! It was smoother, quieter... and confused?

  "Why are we bothering these people again? And for the LAST time where do you guys need to go?!"

    Was he with them? Did he toucha their spaghet? The Red Clucklers answered, "WE NEED TO KNOW DA WEI... TO OUR BRODAS. WE ARE LOST AND ONLY DA QUEEN CAN GUIDE US BACK TO OUR BRODAS." 

  The family listened intently. They had no idea their vocabulary was this advanced. The other voice sounded again, "So why isn't the Queen guiding you? Surely they can't be here. And this IS braking and entering so lets leave?". This other thing sounded more reasonable... maybe if they showed them selves... then it could reason the Red Clucklers to finally leave?

  Despite his wife and child's protests, he left the safety of the room and announced him self, "Ah- uh... whata do you wanta?", he sounded much more brave then he felt... so he didn't feel brave in the slightest apparently.

  Mass clucking erupted. They had finally succeeded and finding the owner of the house! The Queen stepped forwards, "DO YOU KNOW DA WEI?". That question plagued his dreams, interrupted his peace and haunted his very being. He stood kind of tall, and finally answered, "I do nota know the- da... waya".

  Frowns spread like the common cold on all the little red faces, then showers of spit rained upon him. What kind of evil is this?! What kind of attack managed to cripple, blind, stun and confuse him all at once?! He lay almost lifeless at the flurry of spitting from his attackers.

  "YOU MUST KNOW DA WEI! THE QUEEN SAYS YOU MUST KNOW DA WEI!", From his blurred vision he could just about see weapons in the hands of every Red Cluckler. One was pointing at his neck. Before any more could happen, a taller, slimmer figure stepped out from behind the thing that held him prisoner. It spoke, "Stop that! You can't just kill him because your mentally unstable.", such words had never been spoken to these threats before. What a brave thing to step up to these monsters!

  "BUT HE DOES NOT NOW DA WEI BRODA. ALL UNBELIEVAS MUST BE KILLED!", More clucking sounded. After around ten minuets of absolute madness, the human had managed to settle down the Red Clucklers and introduce him to their formal name, the Ugandan Knuckles. The Queen inform them that they are trying to make their way back to Uganda, after they got sent on a mission to find the Queen. 

  Clarence was unfortunately forced to join the mission after they promised not to sacrifice his parents. After more almost untranslatable chatter, the Bear pulls out a map of the world. He explains that Uganda is in Africa, and that they will need to travel overseas. 

  A while later... and silence. Where they finally rid of the creatures? Was it safe to do stuff at 2pm? The thoughts brought tears to their eyes. Finally... peace.