Chapter 1
'What do you call a pig that knows karate?! Pork chop!'
'Dad, you're not funny.' said Jackson sitting across from his father at the table. 'Ok. I've got one for you! What do you call a man with bad taste, no good jokes and the most annoying daughter in the world? Well YOU of course!'
All of a sudden, Miley and Lilly (her best friend) came bouncing down the stairs.
'I'm sorry Lilly,' boomed Miley at the top of her voice, obviously wanting everyone's attention, 'I just can't find any money to go shopping with you. I know it is a once in a lifetime chance to get them One Of a Kind boots but... Lets see I'm sure I can find some cash. Maybe behind the couch, maybe in my pocket, maybe in Daddy's wallet -'
'Forget about it Bud.' said Robby Ray, 'You've got a Hannah show tonight.'
Miley Stewart was a schoolgirl by day and singing sensation Hannah Montana by night. She was singing on Wake Up It's Wendy! tonight and also wanted to go to a shopping spree with Lilly. It was in the mall and everything was half price even the One Of a Kind boots Miley's been wanting for ages.
'But Dad, I've been on Wake Up It's Wendy! three times already! And to be honest... that woman is just scary!' said Miley
'Can she not reschedule it for tomorrow?' asked Lilly 'You do know that everything is cheap, and- there's Men's stuff too you know!'
Robby sighed. Even though he loved his daughter, she was tough. 'Ok Bud. I might go down and have a look. But I'm not getting you anything just me.'
All of a sudden, the Hannah phone rang. It was Wendy.
'Hi Hannah!' Wendy cooed. Of course Miley had to pretend to be Hannah or her secret would be blown.
'Hey Wendy! What's up?' asked Miley. 'Well, Hannah. It seems that since you have been on my show three times, you don't have to bring your manager. Even though I'd do anything to see that cute cowboy again!'
Miley held out her hand and pretended to gag. 'Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Ok then. But can Lil- I mean Lola still come? Great! See you tonight. Bye!'
Miley told Lilly the good news that her Dad didn't have to come. Lilly started her happy dance. 'Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!' she screeched. 'But what about the shops? Your Dads going but were not! It's kinda the wrong way round!'
'I know! But even if we did go, my Dad would see us and recognise us. Hey I've got an idea! We can get my outfit, ruin it and tell him I need a new one! Simple! I better go and tell him that he's not coming. Then, I'll get my outfit ready. Yes you can have a pair of shoes!'
Chapter 2
Miley picked up a purple and gold dress and some silver shoes. This is what she was going to wear, or spoil. She really was going to spoil this dress!
Lilly started ripping and tearing and all of a sudden it became two halves.
'I better go and tell Daddy that my dress accidentally on purpose is ripped, ruined and needing a replacement!' said Miley.
The two pounced downstairs and bumped into Jackson. 'Tut tut!' said Jackson. 'Ruining your dress to go shopping!'
'Hey how'd you know?!' asked Miley in astonishment.
'If you didn't notice, me and Dad were in the same room when you were talking. But, luckily I don't think he heard. Anyhow sis, I wanna go to this sale thing as badly as you two!'
'Brother with bat ears say what?! Why?'
'Well,' Jackson started, 'Rico's been off at the shack lately. Flu. So, I've been getting his pay cheque and I'm going on a date tonight with this girl I've liked since sixth grade. You've seen Chloe before haven't you?'
