Minecraft Mob Talker Story

NOTE: I will be using names I have picked for the mobs, Exept Cupa the Creeper.

My name is Lochkenzie, and I have Just now spawned in this world of...Minecraft was it? Anywho, let's get with the story of my life in this world.

"First things first, get resources for a house!" I went into the woods to find some wood and stone for the crucial items needed for a house. "Where to put this house though?" I thought to myself. "Well, let's try to find a nice open plains, ya! that'll be SO nice." I walked for what seemed like ever until I came across a plains. I Looked in the distance, as there seemed to be a roof of a house, no WAY has someone been on this world other than me! highly impossible in fact! I wandered over to the strange structure to find it a village! "Wow! that's lucky." I am immediately greeted by a beautiful looking farmer villager girl.

???: Hello there, are you new around here?

me: I...am new, actually.

???: Well my name's Amber, you are?

Amber, such a sweet, sweet name...

me: I am Lochkenzie, but you can call me Loch.

Amber: Very well Loch, do you need any help?

me: Uhhh...no, not really, exept if you have any resources or food, that'd be great!

Amber: OK! Hold on just a sec please.

After about 5 minutes, Amber came back over bearing some apples, bread, and a leather helmet...and a couple melons if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*.

Amber: Will this do you good?

me: Yes it will, thank you. So, are all these villagers girls?

Amber: *Giggles* That's what they look like, is it not?

Oh my god...a village filled with chicks! I have a feeling I am gonna enjoy this world.

me: Hey Amber, if you want to, you can come live with me when my house is finished.

Amber: *Smiles* I would LOVE to.

me: alright, I'll get you when it's complete.

Amber:  Ok, don't take long *wink*

Ok, let's build this house, I think cobblestone would be a nice frame for it, so if I lay a 10x10 square of cobble, that should be good. Alright, there, next I think I will put birch flooring...there we go! and i'll stack cobble about...10 blocks high, I could make a 2 story, yeah. Alright got that and...oh crap, how do I get down without severely hurting myself...maybe I can make it to that pond, alright get a good running start and...JUMP! I didn't make it. OW! good GOD the pain! maybe bread will help, mmm dang that bread is good. Alright, this house building process is gonna get brutal, so i'll skip to when I finish it. After about a few hours I finally finish my house, pretty good. Holy crap! it's almost nighttime, how long have I been building? I gotta go get Amber, luckily the house ain't that far from the village.

me: AMBER! COME ON!

Amber: Coming!

Amber came running out of the village with a bucket full of goods, such as food, weapons, armor, and tools.

Me: wow, you really didn't have to do that.

Amber: It's fine, I have plenty of stuff, and since it's your first  day, I just wanted to give you a head start.

Such a nice villager. It's 'bout time for me to hit the sack I guess. I went to my room and jumped in bed, ready for whatever happens tommarro. After a while, I wake up in the middle of the night to find Amber on top of me on my bed, with her pajamas slightly un-buttoned.