the funny screw ball times of james the jackass

hey i said hey yeah you reeder im talking to you don't you just hate steping in dog shit and when you go to church you just jump out of your seat and yell who the fuck shit there pants? and every body just looks at you and the only person laughing is the baby setting on his mothers lap next to you yep that's my life vary screwy and just plane goofy i got bad luck ever sense i fucked that witch 2years ago and forgot to pull out and made a mess all over the place man oh man im not sure she was mad cause i came in her pussy or cause i was a vergin well anywho this is my crazy life enjoy ;-D

chapter one the towns clown

hey asshole get out of the street! can't you see i work a full time job as a speed bump! if you don't get out of the street in 5" im going the kick you ass! you can't kick my ass im city property! yeah yeah every bodys got to be a smartass now get off the fucking street now! what did you say about my mother? what the fuck are you talking about? sometimes i don't even know. yeah yeah get out of the street. hey im a popsickle suck me:-) okay that's it! hey what are you doing get off me! oh hey good morning officer. it 5 in the after noon and what seems to be the problom? this crazy guy stold my marbles! i did not i was trying to get him out of the street because he thinks he's a speed bump! yeah right sir come with me i will take you to this fun magic place calld wacky vill. no im not crazy he is! sure sure now come with me whare all the docter will help you.