John Cena/ Jung Hoseok "airplane pt. 69" +18

chapter one ✈️

All of the bangtan boys are seated in front of their manager. It's probably something important Hoseok thought.

"I have an announcement to make," Pd Nim says.

Taehyung jumped in excitement "I AM GETTING A STRIPPER POLE IN MY ROOM?!"

Jungkook becomes excited too. Pd nim sighs and shakes his head
"For the fifth time, you two can NOT turn your bedrooms into stripclubs,"
The two stop jumping in excitement.

Taehyung pouts. "But Mr. Bang you have one in your room-"

Pd nim stops them. "ANYWAYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE."
Pd nim looks at the door and gestures someone to come into the room.

All of a sudden a tall, masculine, and very seductive man walks through the door and all of the members say hello to him.

Hoseok was so starstruck by this incredibly beautiful man that he forgets to greet him. The man puts his hand in front of Hoseok

"And you must be Hoseok. I am John Cena." he says.

Hoseok stutters "oh fuck me- I MEAN oh duck."

John Cena tilts his head "duck me?"

Hoseok starts panicking "YEAH. I-it's korean slang. It means you're cool..."

Taehyung facepalms in disapproval, along with Min Yoongi who is ashamed of all.

"Really? I've never heard of that!" Jungkook says in amazement as he looks at Taehyung and says "duck me Taehyung." with a wink.

Taehyung kicks him in the leg and quietly mumbles "later", sending the kinky maknae into another bdsm daydream.

"John Cena will be your new bodyguard." Pd nim said.

Jimin leans over Hoseok's shoulder and whispers "He can guard my body anyday~". Hoseok smirks at him.

Yoongi sees his sub, Hoseok, getting a little too close to John Cena.

"How do we know THIS guy has what it takes to protect us from crazy, dick-hungry fangirls? I mean look at him!" Yoongi says as he pokes John Cena's chest acting like he isn't six foot and Yoongi is basically a sexy-ass midget.

"Should I prove myself?" John Cena asks.

"Sure!" Yoongi scoffs. Hoseok is suddenly picked up by John Cena's big strong muscular hands and lifted into the air.

"Oh my~" Namjoon mutters.

"Oh fuck me — I MEAN D-DUck mE..." Hoseok says as he blushes in his arms.
Jimin whistles the familiar cat-calling tune with a smirk.

John Cena puts him back down and the other members clap.

Except for Min Yoongi.

"That's MY sub." Min Yoongi whispers to himself.

Jin nudges Min Yoongi's shoulder and mumbles "someone's jealous" with a smirk and Min Yoongi retaliates with a hard elbowing to Jin's side. "At least I got mine~" Taehyung says smiling at Jungkook (UWU).

Hoseok proceeds to slap John Cena's ass "I felt that shit jiggle." He whispers and winks. John Cena looked down surprised but then slapped his ass "Dayum! That shit is rock solid!" The two smiled happily.

Hoseok pointed at him "MR BANG I THINK THIS GUY IS A KEEPER!"

"I'll keep him in my bedroom~" Jimin says quietly. Hoseok whips around to look at him , "Bitch da fuq you just say?!"

"HOSEOK SLEEPS IN MY ROOM, and in my bed...!" Yoongi shouts a little too loudly.

Pd nim broke the awkwardness "ARLIGHT PEOPLE. WE HAVE A WORLD TOUR STARTING TOMORROW. LETS GET SOME SLEEP."