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Day 67: KIDNAPPED ERMAHGERD

A/N:

Ok

I know that it sounds bad

But don't

Freak

Out

It will be ok

Day 67: KIDNAPPED ERMAHGERD ~ (25.8.14)

[everyone has joined]

Sam: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Steve: excuse me?

Sam: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Steve: wut language is this?

Sam: it's the swagger language

Steve: ?

Sam: u know, of swagginess

Steve: ??

Sam: u know wut just 4get it

Harley: so then

Bruce: so then?

Harley: the question that's always on our minds

Thor: which is?

Harley: the oldest question in the universe

Loki: this is the point when u tell us wut it is

Harley: ..........doctor who

Becka: *facepalms*

Arya: I should've known

Harley: yeah but I mean wut r we gonna do 2day

Tony: how should we know? it's always steve that decides that even though he comes up with the most terrible- OHMIGOSH WHERE R NAT AND CLINT

Sam: *snickers* frickle frackle?

Joker: it's like 3 in the afternoon

Sam: *opens mouth*

Loki: if ur gonna make some snide comment of them doing frick frack then just stop and think about it b4 u say it

Sam: *slowly closes mouth*

Steve: HOW WILL WE FIND THEM?

Bruce: well I could find them using this bit of Nat's hair and Clint's toe clipping that I just conveniently found with a DNA tracking device that I made a week ago and-

Joker: UR CONFUSING ME WITH SCIENCE STAHP

Steve: *gasps* I HAVE AN IDEA

[52 minutes later]

[at the police station]

Police woman: *staring intensely @ Steve while drooling*

Police man: *Texas accent* so sir u mean 2 tell me that while 2 of ur superheroes have gone missing, u and the rest of ur team have been standing outside the police station 4 nearly an hour just staring @ the door and u haven't even considered the fact that they might be on a mission?

Steve: no... well yes... wait no

Becka: dude he has a point

Joker: I guess we should've just asked fury

Steve: ok fine

Police man: oh and 1 last thing

Steve: wut

Police man: *holds up trading cards and pens* sign?

[10 minutes later]

[back at the stark/ avengers/ big ugly building in New York]

Tony: WUT DO U MEAN THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY MISSIONS?!

Fury: exactly that

Thor: ERMAHGERD THEY'RE KIDNAPPED

Harley: YA DON'T SAY

Bruce: WUT R WE GONNA DO

Sam: IDK THINK OF SOMETHING

Bruce: I THINK OF EVERYTHING

Sam: NOBODY CARES

Becka: HEY I CARE

Arya: WELL UR A DOUCHE

Becka: UR A DOUCHE

Thor: WUTS A DOUCHE

Joker: U

Loki: NO U

Steve: GUYS NO

Tony: I AM KING OF THE DOUCHES

Harley: WELL SCREW U

[everyone starts fighting]

Fury: -_- I'm out

[fury has left]

Dany: *screeches*

Bartholomew: *grooms self*

[maria has joined]

Maria: ...

[maria has left]

[phil has joined]

Phil: ...

[phil has left]

Steve: GUYS STAPPIT-

Sam: *strikes steve with lightning*

Steve: OH HELL NAW

Sam: *cackles*

Steve: *throws shield @ sam*

Sam: OH U WANNA GO OLD MAN?

Steve: BRING IT

Loki: I shall shapeshift in2 somebody else, then it'll be whose fighting who EHEHEHEHEHE- wait... who's fighting * whom EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *gets punched by Tony* OH U WANNA GO THAT WAY? WE CAN GO THAT WAY

Tony: MUAHAHAHAHA

Arya: I WOULD FREEZE TIME AND FIX THIS BUT NAH

Becka: SCREW EVERY1

Bruce: UR GROUNDED 4 A MONTH BECKA

Becka: U CANT TELL ME WUT 2 DO

Bruce: *shoves Becka 2 the ground* GROUNDED

[outside the stark tower thing]

*muffled screaming coming from Steve in background*

A/N:

So wut do u think happened 2 clintasha?

And as always

If you've read this far comment 'hail hydra'