Anna the apple juice was sitting on her shelf next to the other lonely bottles of 2 litre apple juice. She had been sat next to Judy and Raymond. They were very holy and wise and taught her what she knew today, like how winston and Darby, the breakfast juice bottles were nastier then the rest.
The other bottles were jealous of Anna because she was made out of red AND green apples, the freshest of them all, but Anna didn't like that because she wanted to be a human, like the ones that walk past her and pick up her fellow friends letting her weep alone in dust and sorrow. The fanciest bottle of them all was named Matilda...she was a bottle of cranberry and banana juice. Matilda had friends called Elyse and Alex who were also pretty fancy but, back to Anna.
She was never picked to be bought, since she was next to the ugly bottles in the clearance section. Some anxty teens by the names of Edna and Mitch put her there luckily, got taken to jazmins dungeon where they were tortured with jazmins dancing.
One boring day in the fruit juice aisle at ALDI Anna saw a fine foxy gentleman in the fruit juice aisle. He looked like he was desperate for a fresh cup of Anna's juice. Anna fell in love with him right away as if it was like Romeo and Juliet...this love was never going to work...a human and an apple juice bottle from the clearance section.
As he walked past she watched all the other bottles drool over his defined body and his sharp jawline, even Andre the gay apple juice bottle was in Love with brody too but this had to stop... she waddled her way right over to Andre and pushed him off the shelf.
She laughed as she watched his body split at the seam where the plastic was melted together seeing his insides gushed over the floor, wetting Brody's calfs a bit causing Anna to squeal with excitement. This brought Brody's attention over to Anna.
He decide that she was a good choice so he took her to the counter with his box of coco pops, pickled onions and cat food and checked out...that's where their life began.
