Sonic begins to yawn as scarlet rays of sun bathe on his fur. He turns around to see Bayonetta sleeping happily besides him. "Hey, baby." Sonic whispers quietly to Bayonetta as he prods her bare back softly. Bayonetta giggles softly as she begins to wake. "Good morning, Lovely~"
The pair begin to embrace eachother as they usually do each morning. "Sonic.. Your fur feels so hot this morning." Sonic chuckled as he heard these heavenly words. "I can say the same for your chest." The blue hedgehog, now feeling cheeky, begins to poke the enticing Umbra witch's breasts. "Sonic! I swear, you're such a Chad." Bayonetta shouts while gently pushing him away. "Aw, I thought you liked it." Sonic began to lift himself out of bed, groaning due to his advances being rejected. Bayonetta felt guilty about making sonic feel bad, she just didn't want to do it. Or did she?.. "Sonic, wait!"
Bayonetta lifted her slim body off of her bed to give Sonic a big, warm sloppy kiss. Sonic didn't hesitate to put his tongue into the divine maiden's mouth. The two began to explore eachother's mouths, flopping their tongues onto one another's. "Oh shit, I'm going to get it tonight." Sonic thought as he went to reach for Bayonetta's glutes. "Oh Sonic.. Lets go back to the be-"
"HEY, YOU TWO!" The door was being knocked by Simon, the vampire slayer. The door was busted open, the whip bringing the contraption down. Simon's face was red with fury, and maybe a little flustered by the lovers' affection. The buff man ran up to the couple and began to throw holy water on them. "This is sin." He shrieked while laughing at them burning slowly. Their screams of horror shook the heavens. The pain was excruciating. Their bodies were becoming charred like pieces of wood burning in a firepit. "This is the end of your bestiality filled relationship, you bitch."
The fire took time to die out. It left both the hedgehog and witch clinging for dear life. "W-well I guess this is it S-sonic." Bayonetta cried out as she gasped for air. "B-Bayonetta. I've wanted to tell you this ever since I met you.." The charred witch slowly turned her head around to face the blue hottie. "Yes, Sonic?" The furry creature let out one last gasp. "I.. I slept with Shado-" "SONIC YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE IM GOING TO TEAR YOUR NONEXISTANT PUSSY ONCE WE'RE AT HELL" then bayonetta died and tore his nonexistant pussy in hell the end!
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Bayonetta x Sonic
FanfictionBayonetta and Sonic have always loved eachother, but their love has always been judged by bastards who've never french kissed a blue hedgehog before.