okay i know this is supposed to be serious but,,
if egg is...egg
and his dick got ripped off
his dick is pretty much an omelette right now
so tom and m@ rushed egg to the hospital
well they kinda teleported but that's besides the point
m@ and tom stand outside of egg's room, scared but confused as fuck
"m@, how the hell did you even break eggs dick off??" tom asks
"to be honest," m@ responds, "i have no fucking clue"
"well now egg might die because of you, oh fuck, i can't believe you've done this"
'did tom really just quote a vine? wow, what a fucking loser' m@ thought to himself
hours after egg's intense dick surgery, m@ and tom were finally able to visit him
"so egg, why does it look like you have a condom on now?" tom asks
"oh, that's just the flex tape, cause the doctors was too lazy to stitch it" egg replied
"oh that makes sense"
"egg! i'm so, so, so sorry i ripped your dick off! i-i-i-" m@ began crying like a little bitch lmao
"yo can you just shut your ass up" egg asks
m@ went silent
"anyways, it's okay, i forgive you"
"oh okay"
days later, egg got to come back home to tom and m@
"wait, don't we still have to fix our house, y'know, after WWIII?" m@ asked as the trio walked down the street
"oh yeah. we should probably do that"
a/n: what's up logang
yeah, i haven't updated in 6 months, but i promise i'll make more "oneshots" uwu
