Kittyklaws400 and JuanFranco1

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Cartman: Okay so Emily is done killing Kyle. Damn, Emily. You didn't even let Kyle breathe.

Stan: Well at least he's still breathing, right?

Kyle: At least...

Emily: Shuddap. Kittyklaws400 asks all of us, what's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Alana: MOVE TO SOUTH PARK.

Kyle: Eat Cartman's farts.

Emily: Fall for Craig.

Craig: Give 100 bucks to Stan's gang.

Stan: Everything I do is wrong to me.

Tweek: Join Stan's gang.

Bebe: I. don't. know.

Wendy: Date Stan.

Cartman: I'm always doing something stupid. For instance, I'm not eating cheesy poofs right now, that's stupid.

Clyde: ... Too many times to count.

Kenny: I'm doing something stupid right now by not fucking someone.

Emily: JuanFranco1 asks us to explain everything that just happened when we didn't have questions.

Cartman:  Well if you really want to know... you came to the right place...:

Craig:Alanalockedherselfin thejanitorclosetbackstage.Cartman:Emilywon'tletKylegetoutofthecloset. ._.Kyle:*getsout*IMADEIT!THISWOMANISCRAZY!ICAN'TGETONEBREATHOFAIRWITHO THERTRYINGTOKIS-*getsdraggedback*HELPME!!!Emily>:DYOU'RENOTGOINGANYWHERE.*shutsthedoor* Bebe:Sooo....noquestions?Clyde:Notone.Cartman:Well...we'llkeepwaitin.

Craig:Andwaiting....Bebe:andwaiting....Tweek:ANDWAITING.Alana:ANDFUCKINGWAITING.

Emily: What he means is that everyone here is crazy and we don't know what we're doing without Alana.

Alana:  YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DON'T.

Emily: Mhm... so I feel like we're not going anywhere with Bebe and Wendy so we replaced them.

Wendy: Finally. *leaves*

Bebe: ._. *leaves*

Emily: SO IT'S UP TO YOU GUYS. WHO SHOULD WE ADD TO THE GANG? And please don't say Pip. That'll be the end of me.

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I totally recommend you vote Pip and Damien. Or maybe I can add you. But I can only add two peeps, so yeah. SPfan__, signing out!

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