It was a cool summer morning when the sunlight streaming in from the part in the curtains woke you up. You slowly blinked your eyes, and lifted your hand to cover them from the light. Damn Bruno, he said that he kept the curtains open so he could "wake up to the natural light," yet he still set an alarm clock downstairs to go off twice so he could force himself out of bed. You couldn't blame him, but it was annoying to wake up to.
But it was Sunday. So there was no need to worry about that. You smiled, and looked over to the man asleep next to you. How peaceful. You brushed his bangs out of the way, and lazily pressed a kiss onto his forehead. You closed your eyes, and just enjoyed the peaceful moment you got to spend with your boyfriend. That was, until you heard a weird noise, like a pop. you snapped your eyes open. You saw Bruno, he was awake now, but there was something different about him. His hair popped out of existence. He was bald now! Not only that, but his head was rapidly expanding! You jumped out of bed, and backed away from him. He tilted his head like he was confused at your horror. He soon aligned it with his shoulders again. He opened his mouth, allowing you to get a good look at the way his teeth gleamed in the morning light.
Chomp.
Oh.
He teleported next to the bed, standing up, wearing his suit. The white one with black splotches. You booked it out of your bedroom, through your house, and out the door. However, he was always close behind. Always a couple steps away, waiting to catch you if you fall. That might have been comforting at any other time, but now that he was a big-head freak who wanted to snap your head off, it was disturbing. You felt like prey being chased by an inexhaustible predator. Even when you managed to evade him for a couple of seconds, he would just pop back up behind you again.
Bad end:
Your legs felt like they were going to give out from under you. You could hardly catch your breath in the time you had been running. You ran into an alley, hoping you can hide from him because there was no way you could do any more physical activity. You were trying to find a trashcan or something to hide in when you felt something... breathe, on your shoulder.
"Aah!" You screamed and turned. You jumped back once you saw it was bald Bruno. "Uh.. Look, I'm sorry I made you bald! I really am! Please, it was a mistake!" You clasped your hands together, and looked pleadingly into his eyes. He simply stared and continued walking forward. He was inches away from you, he opened his mouth,
and bit down on your head, snapping it off your body.
Good end:
You ran through the sidewalk, trying to find the best way to continue running as long as possible. It was so hard, but something in you knew the moment you slowed down, you wouldn't ever draw breath again. A human's existence is punctuated by moments of near nonexistence, and what you were experiencing was a series of elipses. Your being, every portion of yourself was dedicated to the thought that you must continue running, you must continue living. It was this survival instinct that allowed to survive up to that moment, and your fear was what will do you in, You turned to look at Big, Bald, Bruno, and ran into something.
Oh. Oh, no. It seems this is how it ends. My life has already ended. I just need to wait to experience it.
You thought.
"Oi, the--" It was Abbacchio! He would know what to do about bald Bruno! You scrambled up so you could ask him for help. But you saw that he too had a freakishly sized head, only his was too small. You were about to back off in horror, when you saw Bruno run straight into him. Literally. He wasn't able to slow down as quickly, and cut into Abbacchio like some type of video game glitch. While he was trying to extract himself from Abbacchio, you stood up, and tried to leave. When they popped free from each other, you saw that they had regular-sized heads again, and Bruno got his hair back. You were so overjoyed you immediately went to embrace Bruno, but were pushed back.
"What the fuck did you do to my hair?!" It was Abbacchio, only now he was sporting hair from his cop days. He looked a bit strange with such short hair, "Do you know how long I spent growing that out?!" By now he was grabbing you by the shirt collar, spit flying wildly in your face. You were worried he would try to kill you, after you narrowly managed to escape death, you landed yourself into more trouble. Truly, out of the frying pan, onto the burner. You squeezed your eyes shut so you wouldn't have to see your impending doom. But at the very last second before Abbacchio was able to beat you to death, you felt a hand pull your shoulder back. You saw Bruno, your savior.
"It wasn't their fault. If you're going to blame anyone, blame me." He so valiantly sacrificed himself for you. "Also it was extensions anyway." At this, Abbacchio started wildly gnashing his teeth together. He was so pissed, he looked like Purple Haze when Fugo flies into a rage and summons him intentionally.
"You...!" He screamed and pointed a finger at you, "this isn't over..." and he stormed off.
"Sorry about him." Bruno said, his arm wrapped around you.
You woke up to cool sunlight pouring in through the crack in the curtain. Damn... Damn, Bruno... You turned to the side to face Bruno, who was sleeping in your arms. You smiled at him, and leaned to kiss the very top of his head. You heard the phone ring. You sighed, and reached over to the nightstand to grab your phone.
"Hello?" You wanted to ask who it was that thought they could speak to you at this hour, but you had to be polite in case it was someone important.
"Oh my God. Oh my God. Bruno, it's a horror show, it's a mess out there. Bruno! I fucked up... I fucked up so bad. Those extensions I bought? I didn't read the box---yeah, I know---and now my hair's all fucked up! I can't be seen in public like that! Bruno, you gotta help..." It was Abbacchio on the other end, but it sounded like it was for Bruno... You pulled the phone away from your ear to look at it. It was Bruno's. Well, then.
"Bruno isn't here right now. Put on a hat. No one will notice." You imparted wisdom upon Abbacchio and immediately hung up. You rolled over, and enjoyed what little time you had with your man.
BRUNO IS BALD ON REQUEST BECAUSE OF A GLITCH IN THE WORLD DONT QUESTION IT. I LOVE SUWABE VERY MUCH BUT THERE ARE ALREADY A LOT OF ABBACCHIO X READERS SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING ONE FOR YOUNGER DARBY WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? ALSO ABBACCHIO WEARS EXTENSIONS BECAUSE HE WAS ONLY IN PASSIONE FOR A COUPLE YEARS AND NOT LONG ENOUGH TO GROW OUT HIS HAIR. AND BRUNO HAS DEPRESSION THATS WHY HE HAS SO MUCH TROUBLE GETTING OUT OF BED. THANKS FOR READING, UNTIL NEXT TIME, ARSE1933.
