"Boi, you gotta like, not murder me..."
"bOi, yOu ShOuLd sToP mOvInG lIkE a FiSh oUt oF wAtEr. Cause I'M TRYNA SLEEP!"
"Sorry I'm not used to sleeping with... people... I mean, I've fucked a dog or two but still. I haven't slept with anyone."
"wHaT tHe AcTuAl fUcK?! AnD yOuRe sUcH a LiAr, i WaS tHe fIrSt pErSoN yOu sLePt WiTh..."
"But have I fucked you?"
"Actually I raped you the other day"
"whAt."
"Just kidding."
"Nah, that's something you would probably do."
"You should actually fuck me sometime."
"W-what?! I- WHY?!"
"Because, you're perfect..." Kai says placing a small kiss on Max's lips.
"OI! WOWIE! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT, YOU HEATHEN!"
"Boi I'll fucking rape you if you want..."
"OH HELL NAW! I can be your fuck buddy next year though cause' I'm only 17 you dOuBlE sIzEd hEaThEn."
"You really like that word don't chu?"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- What?"
"Nevermind..."
"Sup, bitches!" Xan barges in.
"Xanax, why are you here at 4 in the freaking morning?!" Max asks sounding pissed.
"Ohhh hey Xandri!" Kai says hugging her.
"Bitch, touch me again, and I will break your fucking arms, and oh, because my parents are stoned and drunk so I snuck out. Not like they'll care or notice."
"Oof, what a life... Why don't you lay down with us?"
"I'd rather not get raped by two gay idiots."
"We won't rape you!" Max and Kai say in unison.
"Was that planned and rehearsed?"
"Nah. Not that I know of."
"Macy!" Kai whispers. "Her voice sounds like the one I heard earlier!"
"Kai, calm the fuck down, she won't murder you. Or I at least hope not." Max turns around to see Xandri staring at them confused.
"Wat? Eh whatever, can I cling to one of you?"
Max and Kai shoot a look at each other. "Um, you're acting... different? You don't usually touch people, like... Ever..."
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You Are Not Alone
Roman pour Adolescents"Hold on lemme think for a minute... You really think I'm gonna kill my boyfriend?" Max asks with a snarl on his face. "Well, you tell me." Nina replies.
