What Big Teeth They Have

Easter Bunny's Little Helper (Oviposition, Tentacles, Stomach Bulging)

EASTER BUNNY'S LITTLE HELPER

(Okay so I'm posting this out of season partially because I feel bad for not posting anything in awhile and I want people to see this ridiculousness! Oviposition, messy, tentacles, stomach bulging, furryxhuman i suppose, oral, anal, hope yous guys enjoy!)

Some people might assume that the love of spring was born out of a hate for winter that the infatuation with budding flower blossoms was somehow linked with the joy of seeing the last remnants of snow melt into the mud. Bradwell could firmly say that the assumption was entirely false, at least in his case, and he actually found those transitionary periods between the seasons to be the saddest parts of the year.

He loved all the seasons, able to appreciate each one for what it provided but there was something special about spring. Bradwell had always assumed it had something to do with seeing his family rise in spirits or maybe the budding flowers did do something to ease the pain of seeing winter fade. He was slowly coming to accept however that there was one concrete reason he loved the season.

When the snow was gone and all the lawns were green his mysterious neighbor would come home. The man's car would pull up into his driveway at exactly six in the morning and he would grab his luggage to haul inside after a long winter of being god only knows where. Bradwell wasn't sure how long this had been going on, having only been the man's neighbor for a few years.

He was determined to catch the man this year and this time he had a timer of his own.

His mother had given him tulip bulbs last fall and had told him that she expected to see them blooming by the time she came back to visit him for Easter. It was the perfect excuse to be out early in the morning even if more often than not it meant he was just pushing mulch around with a rake since he was told watering them too much would cause the bulbs to rot. He watched the little pieces of pine scatter as he ran the rake teeth though them. The excitement he had for his plan had started to peter out after the third morning of getting up before the sun to be rewarded with nothing but little green seedlings he was sure were mocking him.

The sputter of a car exhaust nearly had Bradwell jumping out of his skin. He put his intense stare down with the seedlings on hold to whip his head around. His heart fluttered when he spotted the station wagon coming down the road. He stepped back from his flower bed and rested his rake against the side of his house. His gloves were coming off just as the car was pulling into its driveway.

"Leveret!" Bradwell called out as he trotted up to the fence that separated them.

The other man jolted and spun around so he was looking over the top of his car at Bradwell, or at least he assumed he was looking at him, it was hard to tell with the sunglasses and scarf covering his face. Leveret nervously fiddled with his keys in his gloved hands.

"Brad, you're up pretty early." The thoroughly covered man stated his voice trembling slightly. Bradwell's expression softened and he leaned his arms on the fence.

"Yeah, I planted some flowers and they're finally coming up." Bradwell explained and was surprised to see Leveret's tense shoulders relax.

"Oh really, what kind?" Leveret inquired gently shutting his car door.

"Tulips, my mom gave me the bulbs last fall." Bradwell went on and his chest tightened as Leveret rounded his car. The mysterious neighbor trotted up to the fence just to the side of him, grabbing the top rail and leaning up on his toes to look at the flower bed.

"They're coming in nicely; you've been taking good care of them." Leveret noted and Bradwell nearly preened under the praise.

"Thanks, I've been wanting to plant a huge garden but I haven't had the time to do it by myself." Bradwell mused looking back over his shoulder at his mostly empty lawn.